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  1. 2014-09-11, 04:34 AM #1
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    Florida Man Falls Asleep While Robbing Home, Cops Take Photos

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    Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.

    Dion Davis was eventually found by a maid who called the cops, and was quickly arrested while he rode a train to Dreamland.

    “He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didn’t even notice the deputies taking pictures!” the Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with “‪#‎FloriDUH‬”.

    Davis faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling.


    Honestly I wonder if I'm more surprised that he didn't wake up or that the police didn't rough him up at all. What makes Floria so uniquely cartoony?
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  2. 2014-09-11, 04:35 AM #2
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    Omg, these guys are load...ResidentSleeper.
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  3. 2014-09-11, 04:37 AM #3
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    Ah, the infamous Florida Man strikes again.
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  4. 2014-09-11, 04:38 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Maybe it was a tempurpedic mattress.
    Would make a great ad campaign.

    Our beds are so comfortable you could sleep through a house fire!
    In the fell clutch of circumstance
    I have not winced nor cried aloud.
    Under the bludgeonings of chance
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  5. 2014-09-11, 04:42 AM #5
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    that bed sure looks comfy..
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  6. 2014-09-11, 04:43 AM #6
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  7. 2014-09-11, 07:14 AM #7
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    screw burglar alarms!

    Just get a comfy bed

    I call it... the Burglar Trap 3000
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnabos View Post
    screw burglar alarms!

    Just get a comfy bed

    I call it... the Burglar Trap 3000
    Sounds like a great idea! You will surely become rich!

    I guess he won't brag about how he was caught
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  9. 2014-09-11, 08:55 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnabos View Post
    screw burglar alarms!

    Just get a comfy bed

    I call it... the Burglar Trap 3000
    Yeah instead of a screeching alarm have gentle ocean sounds or falling rain playing in the background
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  10. 2014-09-11, 09:12 AM #10
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    That bed does look pretty comfy.
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    I lol'd at #FloriDUH
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    He shouldn't have woken back up.

    If you guys know what I mean.
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    There's something completely wrong with that picture!



    What kind of man sleeps like this?
    Who steals jewelry and puts it in a small see through bag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yilar View Post
    What kind of man sleeps like this?
    Who steals jewelry and puts it in a small see through bag?
    That sounds like the beginning of the Florida Man theme song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yilar View Post
    There's something completely wrong with that picture!



    What kind of man sleeps like this?
    Who steals jewelry and puts it in a small see through bag?
    Most criminals aren't intelligent, hence why they are criminals.
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  16. 2014-09-11, 11:36 AM #16
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    The sleep number bed does that to you.....

    Totally reminds me of an old buddy of mine, who had his share with the law..
    Went out one night, drunk and broke into a Sex Shop. Fell asleep in there, and got of course caught.

    /facepalm.
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    There can't be that many jobs a narcoleptic is qualified to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildtree View Post
    The sleep number bed does that to you.....

    Totally reminds me of an old buddy of mine, who had his share with the law..
    Went out one night, drunk and broke into a Sex Shop. Fell asleep in there, and got of course caught.

    /facepalm.
    Was he arrested for trying to stow away the merchandise?

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  18. 2014-09-11, 11:47 AM #18
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    The best protection against thieves (in Florida). Put valuables on or next to a comfortable bed.

    Oh, and obligatory FLORIDA MAAAAN!

    I can only imagine waking up like that. How embarrassing...
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  19. 2014-09-11, 12:36 PM #19
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    It is just nice to see a thread about Florida that isn't about a meth addict eating homeless people.
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