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  1. #41
    People say, 'I'm 32 and don't have a girlfriend, what do I do?'

    Stop yanking on it. You'll get a girlfriend. It's like magic.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhaeven View Post
    I have 4 porn channels on my tv but I rarely watch any. No, I don't have a gf either.
    Porn channels are dreadful, the only thing they're good for is creating awkward moments when your guests are flipping channels.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Don't try to troll this into getting locked...
    Why would I cause this thread to be locked?

    I gave the OP my opinion that he should stop watching porn to save his soul. Then people started quoting and I responded accordingly.

    Is it against the rules to be christian?


    If anything this thread doesn't belong on a gaming website.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Dipstick View Post
    People say, 'I'm 32 and don't have a girlfriend, what do I do?'

    Stop yanking on it. You'll get a girlfriend. It's like magic.
    It really is incredible.

    A few days without 'fapping' does wonders for your mentality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Porn channels are dreadful, the only thing they're good for is creating awkward moments when your guests are flipping channels.
    They came with a password by default. No one can ever know the password is 0000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    It really is incredible.

    A few days without 'fapping' does wonders for your mentality.
    Before going on a date it's recommned that you relief yourself anyway, otherwise you'll spend more time thinking about banging her/him, than about how is the date going, and then you'll end up the next morning next to her/him thinking you've made a mistake and never call her/him again.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    As a Christian man I abhor pornography. I have never watched it or had the urge to watch it.


    The punishment for watching pornography is having hot needles inserted into your pupils.
    Well I imagine that would put you off it.

    If you've never had the urge to watch it then either you're ignorant of what it is or you have an unusual lack of sexual desire.
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

  7. #47
    Man porn is getting some seriously bad raps lately.

    I prefer open minded partners who watch it to prudes. Sex tends to be miles better with people who watch porn too.
    Dragonflight Summary, "Because friendship is magic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Don't try to troll this into getting locked...
    As if this thread isn't getting locked!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tojara View Post
    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I gave the OP my opinion that he should stop watching porn to save his soul.
    What if up until this point i watched more porn than feature cinema?

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Interception View Post
    Kind of like my former in-laws - Biggest bunch of Holy Rollers ever but had problems with alcoholism. It's easier to point fingers than accept your own problems.
    Sort of like what you just did?

    Everybody has problems. If you dont, your lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prwraith View Post
    Man porn is getting some seriously bad raps lately.

    I prefer open minded partners who watch it to prudes. Sex tends to be miles better with people who watch porn too.
    I'm giving my experience of porn. I'm not telling people not to watch it.

    Watching porn has nothing to do with being a prude or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sethman75 View Post
    Sort of like what you just did?

    Everybody has problems. If you dont, your lying.

    I admit my own problems - I'm self righteous and have a terrible addiction to bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interception View Post
    I admit my own problems - I'm self righteous and have a terrible addiction to bacon.


    Stop talking about me behind my back. I'm praying for you and your mates in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    As a Christian man I abhor pornography. I have never watched it or had the urge to watch it.


    The punishment for watching pornography is having hot needles inserted into your pupils.
    You also posted this:
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1
    Can people stop judging me please? I'm a firm believer in trying things once before I die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipstick View Post
    People say, 'I'm 32 and don't have a girlfriend, what do I do?'

    Stop yanking on it. You'll get a girlfriend. It's like magic.
    Quote Originally Posted by FrankLampard View Post
    It really is incredible.

    A few days without 'fapping' does wonders for your mentality.
    Hahaha. Oh what a bunch of bullshit.

    So, yeah. Stop having orgasms, get a lot of pent-up sexual frustration, get desperate to find some release, and then start looking for a woman to do it for you. What does this lead to? Well, you're going to hook up with the first thing that has a hole between her legs. Who cares about what she's like as a person, she's got a hoohaa!

    Have fun settling for the first woman you come across thanks to the need to ejaculate. What perfect advice.

  16. #56
    Ah that feeling when you realise you've fed an obvious troll.

    I shouldn't skim so much.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tojara View Post
    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twoddle View Post
    You also posted this:
    I think it's a call for a Christian Porn startup.

  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Twoddle View Post
    You also posted this:
    And your point is?

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    Hahaha. Oh what a bunch of bullshit.

    So, yeah. Stop having orgasms, get a lot of pent-up sexual frustration, get desperate to find some release, and then start looking for a woman to do it for you. What does this lead to? Well, you're going to hook up with the first thing that has a hole between her legs. Who cares about what she's like as a person, she's got a hoohaa!

    Have fun settling for the first woman you come across thanks to the need to ejaculate. What perfect advice.
    You get hungry you get a hamburger.

    You get horny you get a girl.

    These are human functions that serve an important purpose.
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    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkis View Post
    I think it's a call for a Christian Porn startup.
    So much potential for puns...

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