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    Russian company fires a salvo at hipsters

    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/...erage-company/

    A russian company bought up the brewery that makes Pabst Blue Ribbon, which used to be considered a great beer, then a cheap bum drink, now its caught on again for "Hipsters" drinking it as a gag.

    CBS was on top of it with the column though:

    "The lame jokes from Logan Square to Brooklyn will all be the same: Take that, hipsters!"

    They knew I would make a lame joke before I even knew!


    The same company also made "Colt 45" and Shlitz beer. Poor Lando, his favorite beverage D:




    As an aside, PBR is considered a high end expensive beer in Japan, which I find strange considering it tastes like watered down monkey urine to me.
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    Sounds good to me.

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    Psh, hipsters were drinking PBR since Russia was the USSR.

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    The title was was more interesting than the story ended up being. Shame.

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    The opening line of that article is hilarious to, a "Are they just going to make the can red, for COMMUNISM?" joke? Are you kidding me!
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