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    What do you seek in your mate?

    Can go from non 18+ to 18+. KEEP IT CIVILIZED

    As the Title asks, what do you seek in your mate? Be it a boy or a girl or both
    Generally, I seek several things and I'll explain ALL off it here below
    Sadism, Rp-er, forceful and soft & cuddly

    So, I want a girl who is sadistic who can basically say "Get over here and lick my foot and let me kick you softly around for few bits before I make you come and **** me"

    Rp - Because I like girls who pretend to be bunny's while in bunny outfit .... I seriously am in love with this kind of thing

    Forceful - She can give me orders around any time, Don't care why or why not. She just has to be like this.

    Soft and cuddly - Hey, when we sleep I want to be available to use her as a body pillow ....

    Am I normal or something?

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    You're a teen, that mentality is normal.

    I didn't know what I wanted, that was the key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleSilas View Post
    You're a teen, that mentality is normal.

    I didn't know what I wanted, that was the key.
    I'm 22 ... 10charmin

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleSilas View Post
    You're a teen, that mentality is normal.

    I didn't know what I wanted, that was the key.
    I'm sorry what?

    You're gonna have to elaborate on this. You had to expectations in women prior to your marriage?

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    I expect her to beat me in Warcraft 3 1v1. To make it harder for me, she can play as human.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    I'm sorry what?

    You're gonna have to elaborate on this. You had to expectations in women prior to your marriage?
    Nope, I never really had a list other than the most general ones.

    Shorter than me, not blonde. And guess what, my fiance is exactly that! And whole bunch more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx1992 View Post
    I'm 22 ... 10charmin
    You made a thread entitled "What do you seek in your mate", and described things based entirely one sexuality and intimacy.

    So yeah, developmentally a teen's notion of a mate.

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    So when you say mate, you mean sex partner and not relationship, right? Because it seems like the only criteria is satisfying your sexual needs. If it's just sex partner you mean, then that's normal. If you mean relationship, then no.

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    Not fat and gross.

    Have some hobbies of her own.

    Not fat and gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    So when you say mate, you mean sex partner and not relationship, right? Because it seems like the only criteria is satisfying your sexual needs. If it's just sex partner you mean, then that's normal. If you mean relationship, then no.
    Relation ship, Mate = Consort = Lover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx1992 View Post
    Relation ship, Mate = Consort = Lover
    Lol, fuck is it the 1860's again?

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    Sense of humor. Nice butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleSilas View Post
    Lol, fuck is it the 1860's again?
    I daresay that you are correct in that assumption, lad. Cheerio!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    A manly man that is mentally mature and isn't physically or mentally weak.
    Someone's ovaries are hankerin for a fertileren!

    Or so I say to my fiance, at which point she buys more condoms. C'est la vie!

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    Mixed really

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    Why is everything in the OP about sex? Are you talking about a relationship partner or just fuck buddies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I'm fixed.

    I just want the manly D now.


    I'm sorry to hear that you were broken before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    A manly man that is mentally mature and isn't physically or mentally weak.
    Define "manly" man.

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    Mixed really
    You're into zebras?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TZK203 View Post
    I expect her to beat me in Warcraft 3 1v1. To make it harder for me, she can play as human.
    You're a bit to picky bro. Don't be surprised if you reach 40 and you're still single.

    As for me, I'm not to picky. She needs two arms, two legs and a vagina. Oh, and a well paid job.
    If there is one thing I hate is freeloading byatches, dis boy ain't nobody's sugga' daddy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Define "manly" man.

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    You're into zebras?
    They already did.

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