Attention Whore Says 3 Breasts Are Better Than Two

[Speaknoevil]

She could have just stopped wearing slutty outfits like the one with the see-through blouse somebody linked. What is going through her head? Probably not logic.

Trilogic? Trilogy? Triceraboob?

[Stelio Kontos]

As much as I'd be afraid of dipping my wick into some Florida-quality strange, I wouldn't throw her out of bed...

Also I bet there are a few OCD guys out there who can't spank it to her now because they keep thinking she needs to make it an even four now.

[PhillyTNGee]

The more the merrier, besides it'd make lots of nice 1000 frame uber slow-mo videos lol.

[Notchris]

As much as I'd be afraid of dipping my wick into some Florida-quality strange, I wouldn't throw her out of bed...

Also I bet there are a few OCD guys out there who can't spank it to her now because they keep thinking she needs to make it an even four now.

I smell a new Kickstarter!!!

[Dolus]

I guess she didn't know that the Total Recall remake already happened.

[rogueMatthias]

UH! This is all over my FB, didn't think it'd be here too.

It's OBVIOUSLY a hoax. I can't say I know a whole lot about plastic surgery, but they've got to have got all of that excess skin from somewhere? There's most of a backs worth of skin to make that thing. Plus, despite being half the size of the other boobs it still hangs in exactly the same height/position as her real boobs.

[Deleted]

If anything, she at least makes for a good "this isn't even my final form" meme.




(god, I need photoshop again >.<)

[Ryme]

A better bet would have been to go with 0 breasts. God what a waste of internet.

[Meestercat]

I simply don't know what's real anymore.

[Zeras]

I guess we don't have to go to mahs anymore, this is glorious scientific progress.

[Deleted]

jokes aside, the main reason we are disgusted is because it's unnatural in comparison to society standards. Let's try n be open minded here. If its 3 nicely shaped tats, and not some abomination chest, I can see this becoming a thing. Tbh, I'm surprised this is a first.

Also funny how the majority here thinks society standards suck but are so unawarely caught up in them that someone doing somethin different is an attention whore. Guess bronies, emos, hipsters, unicorn haired dudes, etc. are attention whores too.

[Zxzas]

Why has no one referred "Tripe Nipple"?

[poser765]

and the sex tape will be released just in time for your holiday shopping needs

I really hope so. There has been an almost criminal lack of triboob porn for a LONG time. That one video made in the 90s with the blonde chick homely chick just isn't cutting it anymore. It's time for an injection of fresh material into this particular fetish.

[Giscoicus]

Total Recall is soon to be the reality.

I am ready for the triple boob.

[poser765]

Also funny how the majority here thinks society standards suck but are so unawarely caught up in them that someone doing somethin different is an attention whore. Guess bronies, emos, hipsters, unicorn haired dudes, etc. are attention whores too.

Dude, she isn't being labeled an attention whore because she is doing something different that stands out of from society's norms associated with physical appearance.

We are calling her an attention whore because she is literally doing this to get attention. She isn't making some grand statement about beauty and societal standards of appearance...her actions are the exact definition of attention whoring.

For the record I have no problem with attention whores. We are al guilty of it at one time or another...just make sure when you do it be honest about it. Lets call a spade a spade.

[Deleted]

Was reading somewhere the reasons she's done it is to be famous and go on Mtv.
Please Lord send the apocalypse.

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Lol... are there people actually whiteknighting her?

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Although I guess double titfuck would be entertaining to watch.

[Aethrysa]

If she really wants to repel men, wouldn't it make more sense to just stop bathing instead of getting a $20,000 boob job?

[poser765]

Lol... are there people actually whiteknighting her?

Why not? lets assume that she really DID have someone surgically attach a fake third tit on to her...is this really that much worse than many of the other common forms of body modification? If so, why? Where is the line?

Why I have no doubt she is in fact just doing this in order to be youtube famous, does it really merit the hyperbole related comments like "i don't want to live on this planet any more" and "bring on the apocalypse?"

[Immitis]

[Wilian]

I dunno, I could work with three boobs.