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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    You're out of your goddamn mind if you enjoy stale beer...
    it's not stale it's just not carbonated as heavily.
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    You're out of your goddamn mind if you enjoy stale beer...
    Lagers aren't stale, unless you nurse it for ages like some penniless student. Get it down you and get your round in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    Are the English women pretty hot?
    We have all sorts, so whatever your personal preference it'll be covered.

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    stay away from london, it needs to be walled off and contained

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    About as shit as everywhere else.
    Last edited by mmoc4359933d3d; 2014-09-23 at 12:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    War in Geordie means ours "our", "I think they are our drums".
    ah thx... could have figured that myself... dumbass me
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  6. #46
    British dental hygiene is fine, we just prefer the natural look. Not the omg they are blindingly white and straighter then nature intended.

    A british Lass is a sight to behold....

    Fag in one hand, alcopop in tuther. Bingo wings on show, spilling out the tube top that was meant for slimmer girls. Muffin top oozing out of the skinny jeans , again not meant for her to wear. Balancing on high heels like bambi, drunk as fudge.

    What do chav girls call protection?

    A bus shelter.

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    If it's not from Yorkshire it's shite.

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    I really want to visit england, but when liverpool becames the EPL champions...

    (will it be never? )
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    Quote Originally Posted by IISlayerxII View Post
    (will it be never? )
    Are they from Yorkshire? No. Then they're shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommypilgrim View Post
    Are they from Yorkshire? No. Then they're shite.
    but I loved the liverpool that beat milan in the champions league, what a good team...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IISlayerxII View Post
    but I loved the liverpool that beat milan in the champions league, what a good team...
    Scousers are the worst

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapathy View Post
    British dental hygiene is fine, we just prefer the natural look. Not the omg they are blindingly white and straighter then nature intended.

    A british Lass is a sight to behold....

    Fag in one hand, alcopop in tuther. Bingo wings on show, spilling out the tube top that was meant for slimmer girls. Muffin top oozing out of the skinny jeans , again not meant for her to wear. Balancing on high heels like bambi, drunk as fudge.

    What do chav girls call protection?

    A bus shelter.
    What are these 'bingo wings'? Do you have pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipstick View Post
    What are these 'bingo wings'? Do you have pics?
    You asked and it will haunt you forever.

    Bingo Wings
    The hanging fat that swings from an obese womans upper arms when they are raised and shaken while shouting "Bingo!" during a tournament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipstick View Post
    What are these 'bingo wings'? Do you have pics?


    Saggy arm fat that flaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapathy View Post
    You asked and it will haunt you forever.

    Bingo Wings
    The hanging fat that swings from an obese womans upper arms when they are raised and shaken while shouting "Bingo!" during a tournament.
    I see. Pics won't be necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rifter View Post
    Sitting in a pub with a bunch of drunk Geordies is something everyone should do before they die.
    I did that in a bar in Arkansas!
    The accent is weird though. With the men, with the younger guys it sounded like they were on nitrous and the older guys it sounded like they'd had a stroke. With the women though, it was weirdly compelling. I could listen to any geordie girl talk all day long about anything. It's like getting a vocal massage (like you'd get from a guy named sven, not the asian ones).

    Had a group of about 100 of them, from late teens to oxygen tank age, staying in an apartment building down the road for me for about 6 months a couple years ago. Never found out why. Although I only asked one guy who I'd guess was in his late 50s. I think he said something about wheat and a dead cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IISlayerxII View Post
    but I loved the liverpool that beat milan in the champions league, what a good team...
    The Milan team were good, Liverpool were pretty average - they had Milan Baros up front! - and the 3-0 scorline at halftime was a pretty accurate indication of the gulf in class between the sides.

    However...Gerrard in the second half gave one of the best displays of English-style football that I have ever witnessed. It was breathtaking stuff.


    Comebacks are always good entertainment - Arsenal 2-0 down to Spurs and coming back to win 5-2, Leicester 3-1 down to Man Utd and winning 5-3 are other examples of it.

    The Geordies coming from 4-0 down to draw 4-4 wasn't so entertaining. Not for me anyway.

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    very wet and full of cunts

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    So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. A bunch of times actually.
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    I never said I was knowledge-able and I wouldn't even care if I was the least knowledge-able person and the biggest dumb-ass out of all 7.8 billion people on the planet.

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    Anywhere north of the m25 is the 3rd world. Stick to London and you are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Anywhere north of the m25 is the 3rd world. Stick to London and you are good.
    What complete and utter prejudiced crap.

    St Albans is rather nice.

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