stay away from london, it needs to be walled off and contained
About as shit as everywhere else.
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British dental hygiene is fine, we just prefer the natural look. Not the omg they are blindingly white and straighter then nature intended.
A british Lass is a sight to behold....
Fag in one hand, alcopop in tuther. Bingo wings on show, spilling out the tube top that was meant for slimmer girls. Muffin top oozing out of the skinny jeans , again not meant for her to wear. Balancing on high heels like bambi, drunk as fudge.
What do chav girls call protection?
A bus shelter.
"Would you please let me join your p-p-party?
If it's not from Yorkshire it's shite.
I really want to visit england, but when liverpool becames the EPL champions...
(will it be never? )
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I did that in a bar in Arkansas!
The accent is weird though. With the men, with the younger guys it sounded like they were on nitrous and the older guys it sounded like they'd had a stroke. With the women though, it was weirdly compelling. I could listen to any geordie girl talk all day long about anything. It's like getting a vocal massage (like you'd get from a guy named sven, not the asian ones).
Had a group of about 100 of them, from late teens to oxygen tank age, staying in an apartment building down the road for me for about 6 months a couple years ago. Never found out why. Although I only asked one guy who I'd guess was in his late 50s. I think he said something about wheat and a dead cat.
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The Milan team were good, Liverpool were pretty average - they had Milan Baros up front! - and the 3-0 scorline at halftime was a pretty accurate indication of the gulf in class between the sides.
However...Gerrard in the second half gave one of the best displays of English-style football that I have ever witnessed. It was breathtaking stuff.
Comebacks are always good entertainment - Arsenal 2-0 down to Spurs and coming back to win 5-2, Leicester 3-1 down to Man Utd and winning 5-3 are other examples of it.
The Geordies coming from 4-0 down to draw 4-4 wasn't so entertaining. Not for me anyway.
Anywhere north of the m25 is the 3rd world. Stick to London and you are good.