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    Man, this would be absolutely awful. It would ruin orgasms for you forever.

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    Better a shooter than dribbler however I retire to bed now, ta ta

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppetShowJustice View Post
    Man, this would be absolutely awful. It would ruin orgasms for you forever.
    And sex wouldn't be the same any more I presume...

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    New goal..100 loads fired in a day via masturbation.

    Gonna be a tanker trunk of lube.
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  5. #45
    Seems funny until you think about it...
    Poor guy.

  6. #46
    Well thats um...

    so how does he fall asleep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giscoicus View Post
    Well thats um...

    so how does he fall asleep?
    Probably easily... about 100 times a day.
    Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    Sleep cums and goes.... /pun
    And here cum the jokes.
    Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!

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    This is what the world has come to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prwraith View Post
    New goal..100 loads fired in a day via masturbation.
    Gonna be a tanker trunk of lube.
    I would imagine all you get is a little Looney Toons-style "BANG" sign that pops out by that point.

    OT: I feel sorry for the guy. Something like that is bizarre and easy to make jokes about, but it sounds like it's really screwing up his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciddy View Post
    I would imagine all you get is a little Looney Toons-style "BANG" sign that pops out by that point.

    OT: I feel sorry for the guy. Something like that is bizarre and easy to make jokes about, but it sounds like it's really screwing up his life.
    Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poser765 View Post
    Probably easily... about 100 times a day.
    While im sure he is exhausted from it, trying to fall asleep while having an orgasm repeatedly is probably not easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    LOL love the chicken lady!

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    Sounds like a sticky situation.

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    Sorry but when he said he was at some funeral and started having orgasms I literally laughed out loud, obviously feel for him it must be very uncomfortable and embarrassing but if there was one medical condition men would want to be diagnosed by, well....I'm sure this wouldn't be LAST on the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giscoicus View Post
    While im sure he is exhausted from it, trying to fall asleep while having an orgasm repeatedly is probably not easy
    It was a joke. you know playing off the trope that men wipe out immediately after sex.
    Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!

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    And I jizzed in my pants....

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    Anyone else finding it odd that the guys in the thread haven't learned that orgasm ≠ ejaculation?

    I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hell. I would think it would be difficult to do anything from sleeping to just going to see a movie. Muscle cramps probably happen frequently too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kritisk View Post
    Anyone else finding it odd that the guys in the thread haven't learned that orgasm ≠ ejaculation?

    I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hell. I would think it would be difficult to do anything from sleeping to just going to see a movie. Muscle cramps probably happen frequently too.
    Well they could probaly fix it with drugs or by doing it like they do it with bulls. (last part is totaly...ehm..no comment)
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Adam, you knew a report like this would recieved more trolls and laughs from the community then sympathy because of how it will be perceived. It won't be people considering this a medical condition he can't control, it'll be kids who laugh about the implication of it.
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