Am i like batman

[Sinndra]

maybe the Mexican Batman, the one that drives a bat Cordoba. but not the real Batman no.

[Super Kami Dende]

I'd say yes. Batman is about vengeance, and you got your revenge on the dude. I would have wave let him know I had his money so he will remember who served him justice.

Actually anyone that knows anything about Batman knows he isn't about Revenge, he is about Justice.

[Mormolyce]

I remember that time Batman stole $100 from a guy and gave it to some other people because he was curt with him. Social justice!

But it might have been an Elseworlds title...

[Zervek]

By your logic I should be allowed to murder homeless people. Considering they're homeless and have no one looking out for them.

[spinner981]

Well considering the OP - Won't be long before this fictional tale thread is locked.

Pretty much this. If that situation really did happen, you should have given the guy the hundred bucks anyway. He was probably incredibly stressed out from something, and you just taking his hundred bucks that he dropped because he was a little mean to you is pretty petty. Also, I doubt that that dinner with those homeless people costed a hundred bucks. Also, homeless people are really nice to people who are buying them dinner.

[PROwned]

I'd say you were more like Bruce Wayne, cause you got money.

[Felya]

I was thinking your parents got killed in front of you when you were a preteen, which fractured your psyche to the point you created a strange fascination with bats and developed a dual personality... and that you have a series of live in teen age boys who live in your secret cave...

[Tradewind]

"you kept making all the stops?!"

[Feel The Power]

Less like Batman and more like the character from the Troll movies. I'll let you decide which character.

[THE Bigzoman]

I was wearing a hoodie and had sungalsses on
Also it was outside a park well away from cameras i am not retarded

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Yes they are bith dead actually

You're Batman.

[apepi]

I'm sure he'll cry himself to sleep over that 100 bucks. Presumably using 1000 dollar bills as tissues.

Or you know, a Iphone.

[Dendrek]

What revenge? The made up person said he was busy talking on his pretend phone.

Seriously. Who ever heard of an iPhone anyways? Who starts a proper noun with a lower case letter?

[Hooked]

So at lunch today i was walking through the city when i notice the man, who had just walked out of an investment bank, in front of me fiddling with his jacket. Next bam, two $50 notes come blowi out so i hastely pick them up and say excuse me right behind him. He turns and yells at me how he is on the phone. So i just tell him your loss and walk away wity his money.
Now i knew it was wrong to keep it but he was a jerk so and was dressed in a suit using the latest iphone (the big one) so he wasn't going to miss it.

So i walked around and found to homeless looking older gents and offered to buy them lunch at the pub.
We had a talk as we ate and low and behold they were decent people, who knew i thought they were all scum before this moment.

I just got back to my desk and this must be how batman feels its so good, i made two peoples day by helping them and showed a bankster he is a cunt.

What you don't realize is he snapped your picture when he turned around and gave it to the police, he told them you picked his pocket.

[Kezotar]

You're nothing like Batman. One, he doesn't brag on public forums about anything he does. Two, he's a vigilante. Three, he's rich as hell.

Might encourage other people to use the money they find on the ground for homeless?

[Adam Jensen]

Yes they are bith dead actually

Your parents are bith?

Picture of the OP's family:

[Dendrek]

Your parents are bith?

Picture of the OP's family:

Asses for foreheads and vaginas for mouths? Sounds about right.

[Yosef1015]

you mean robin hood?

[Deleted]

So far the OP:

Made a thread about murdering hookers in his truck
Slept with his best friends wife according to a thread
Has a manager position at a company and lays off single moms for jackshit
Thinks all men are pussy´s
thinks all religious people should be used as slaves
Has anger issues
Has a paranoia about government being religious extremists
Gets angered by happy people
Steals money from children
Thinks he is batman when hes talking about robin hood.

And that´s solely based on his started threads, not even gonna dip into his 1300 reactions.
Shouldnt there be a ban on creating 10 plus obvious troll topics?

Btw OP: I made a thread a while ago about what drives a troll. Since we found one, maybe u can answer.
Are you lonely? Are you desperate for attention? Are you doing it for the lulz? Explain urself for science.

[Keyboard Champion]

Wow, you're like Batman Light. Kinda Batman but a lot cheaper and lower in quality.

[Tradu]

As Batman is a billionaire playboy that goes around bringing villains to justice, and none of that applies to you, I'm going with no.

The only thing that's similar to Batman is that there's hobos involved.