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  1. #81
    In the past all I had to do was... turn it on.

    lol... uhh.. shit.

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    I tend to just talk to women, act a little aloof.. You will know if you are interested 5-10 minutes in, keep acting aloof or let the ice break a little and talk to them.

    Then again going back to community college opened my options up A LOT!

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    Catch them ofguard and break down the wall they put up by totally surprising them. Hot girls know they are hot, just knock them off their pedistole first.

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    I feel Chloroform is the best way to pick up any girl I desire.

  5. #85
    Smile.

    A smile often brings their 'barrier' right down. In some instances, they approach you instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    They dont I get overlooked when I go out!
    I find that hard to believe. :P
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    I don't pick them. I let them pick me up.


    That sounds so weird...

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    Go to El Pollo Loco?

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    As a bona fide old man, the only hot chick I'm picking up these days is the one I live with. On the bright side, it sure is simpler that way.

  10. #90
    Get a wingman. Never fails.

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    Is it really difficult enough that you need strategy and tactics and stuff? You're not going to war, you're meeting actual people... Just talk to each other, and if you get on, you get on?

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    Bundy was very popular with the ladies and that made it easier for him to rape / murder them. Good looks tend to hide red flags with chicks.
    You cared enough to post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icausewipes View Post
    Bundy was very popular with the ladies and that made it easier for him to rape / murder them. Good looks tend to hide red flags with chicks.
    Good looks, sociopathic charisma and manipulation, as well as the girl having a tendency to devalue themselves and look up to physically violent men that tell them what to do/how to live their life/promise the answers to their "questions" (daddy issues?)

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    Who wants a hot chick? I'll take cute or even a little homely any day over hot. (Chicks who aren't hot are usually more passionate, I've found.)

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    Grab one, shove it in the microwave for a few minutes and then pick it up, it burns my hands but crunchy chicks taste so damn good.

  16. #96
    be confident. just get your ass up and talk to her

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    I always do something stupid. They laugh. We laugh. And the tale goes on.
    Last edited by mmoc5f651aac41; 2014-10-04 at 03:34 PM.

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    I rarely went after "hot" chicks. For the most part they were bloody awful in bed.
    But being the DD for my buddies years ago and dancing with the women I randomly met was normally far more then enough (this is not meant to find a "hot" girl who you should contemplate marrying.)
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    Ever been so angry at everyone on the internet you tell a woman she is mansplaining?

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    Asbestos gloves might help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    Is it really difficult enough that you need strategy and tactics and stuff? You're not going to war, you're meeting actual people... Just talk to each other, and if you get on, you get on?
    Uhh, yes it is difficult.

    Don't you know that we need a 5-stage plan, where each step needs a fallback step, with Plan B's and Plan C's, not to mention...

    ...nevermind.
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