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    Banned Jayburner's Avatar
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    If you had to have a moderator represent you in a court of law. Which moderator?

    I have to pick the most badass moderator here. Darsithis.

    I am intimidated by this person so this is my choice.

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    what crime am i accused of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peggleftw View Post
    what crime am i accused of?
    Trolling /10char

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    It can be any crime.

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    None of them. I'll take a kangaroo with a jury of koalas instead.

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    Cool story, bro.

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    you do understand your last few threads were locked because they were stupid right?
    #boycottchina

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    Moderators act when the forum rules are broken usually after it being reported. Therefore a moderator would be similar to a cop. I would not want a cop representing me in court.

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    I'd choose the publically appointed lawyer.

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    Banned Jayburner's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    you do understand your last few threads were locked because they were stupid right?

    I don't think they were stupid. Atleast this one is fun for all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    you do understand your last few threads were locked because they were stupid right?
    Since when did that stop anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I don't think they were stupid. Atleast this one is fun for all.
    This isn't fun for anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I have to pick the most badass moderator here. Darsithis.

    I am intimidated by this person so this is my choice.
    You trying to kiss up for all the bans?
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Banned Jayburner's Avatar
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    I can't win no matter what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    This isn't fun for anyone.
    It's not even in Fun stuff!

    Also don't these usually just devolve into everyone saying Endus anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I don't think they were stupid. Atleast this one is fun for all.
    considering Darsithis said on the last one

    "Please don't post pointless threads"
    I'd think that serve as fair warning.
    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I can't win no matter what
    Poor Jayburner.

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    If I remember correctly, I think eschatological has or is working on a law degree.
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    Endus would be my pick.
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    My being kind of a dick has nothing to do with my political views.
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    I live in the US. My cucumbers come with labels that say, "Not for use by children under the age of 8. Do not feed the cucumber after midnight. Do not deep throat the cucumber. For external use only."

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    I wouldn't choose any moderator unless I knew they have actually gone to law school, it can be a true jungle trying to get through a legal situation at a calibre that requires me to show up at court and thus id settle for nothing less than an educated lawyer.

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