11 Killed in Lightning Strike in Colombia

[Conspicuous Cultist]

Don't sweat it, he will probably just send you out on a meaningless arrand to demonstrate your fealty - like, go conquer Turkey, or bring him the head of a Chimaera or something.

Conquering turkey is too easy, you'll probably have to go conquer something bigger like conquering Russia in a land battle.

[Noobslicer]

Don't sweat it, he will probably just send you out on a meaningless arrand to demonstrate your fealty - like, go conquer Turkey, or bring him the head of a Chimaera or something.

nonono, He'll tie him to a tree, and let him watch how young virgins undress themselves in-front of him.... " THE PAIN.. OH ZEUS STOP IT! "

P.S: In other words, he'll beg to be electrocuted

[Trassk]

A group of people gathered in one area without any solid protection from lightning, a lot of static cling, they are literally the tree standing out on the hillside.

[Darsithis]

I changed the title, then saw that this thread was 2 pages of pointless posts that had nothing to do with the topic (save for perhaps the last post)

Closing.