Unfortunately, you just started your new job as an airplane pilot. You fall asleep, hitting your head on the controls so hard, autopilot fails. Your plane plummets to the ground, killing an innocent band of Christmas carolers.
I perform an ancient snow dance.
Unfortunately for you, the dance was actually for calling a meteor and luck was on your side that it actually worked, you have 5 minutes to live.
Preparing to go to sleep.
“Snow can only live in the winter. When it nears a fire, it dies. That is its life. It may yearn for summer, but… it can only desire it. In my hand, the snow becomes water, because this is not its world….”“The boundless Heavens and Earth are the final resting place of all living things. Life is like a journey, filled with various scenery, various paths.
Due to a complication in communications, you order so much food you go bankrupt, lose your job, and end up homeless.
I do jumping jacks.
As you land, your ankle breaks, exposing the bone. As you fall down, a toddler trips over you, landing face first on your exposed bone shard and is rushed to the hospital with a lacerated spleen. The parents break your other leg and while you lie helpless, an old homeless man pees on you and steals your phone.
I sat down to enjoy a dinner with my grandparents.
EverQuest, City of Heroes, Star Wars Galaxies, EverQuest II, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, Star Wars TOR, Guild Wars 2, Rift.
By sheer coincidence, you are dressed exactly the same as the performers in a flash mob. Not being in on it, your performance is noticeably poor. You are boo'd out of the mall and never can purchase what you went there for.
I program my thermostat.
You're ready to get into the shower, for some reason you undress before you're in the bathroom, you head in ready for that hot water to cleanse those tight knots in your muscles, so distracted by the relief you dont realize that someone is already in there, at this point you have already swung the shower curtain open to find your very obese, very hairy uncle occupying the shower. Only, hes not just showering.I go take a shower.
You sit down in the barber chair, disgusted at the poor driving you witnessed on the trip to the Supercuts. You keep rambling on about how you dont know how the the idiots on the road today passed their driving tests, when you suddenly jerk you head to the right out of pure irritation. You find your nose in very large breasts, you feel immediate relief, great relief, infact you feel a little dizzy from the relief..You look up at a pair of confused and horrified blue eyes, realizing now you've indirectly stabbed yourself with barber scissors. You die.I get a haircut at Supercuts.
I am about to discuss peace talks with the great Kim Jong Un.
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You are assassinated by a jelly Dennis Rodman for taking away what little relevance he has.
I'm walking into the club VIP.
You look at your desk to a picture of your family and realize how much of your life you are wasting at your office job. You decide to quit your office job and rush home to tell your wife, who is in bed with your best friend, Genn Greymane. Shocked, appalled, and betrayed you leave the country and move to Thailand where you have a good life for many years until you are greeted by a beautiful woman. You causally have conversation and get her phone number, you go on many dates and eventually marry. On your wedding day she tells you that she needs one thing from you, as you lift her wedding veil.
You say "anything".
She says "I need about 3 fiddy"
All of a sudden you realize that this beautiful woman was actually a 50 foot high dinosaur from the Mesozoic era.
That goddamn lochness monster struck again.
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