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    The person above you critically fails the action he describes. What is the outcome?

    So, in Dungeons and Dragons, there's this thing called a critical failure. Instead of just failing it, you fail so hard on it that it works against you. For example, when meeting a group of nomads with close relations to their steeds, you ask for their name. if you make a critical failure at diplomacy, instead of saying "Could you tell me your name, kind sir, and i'll tell you mine", you shout "Tell me your name, horsefucker".

    So the person above gives a fictional situation (or one he might have encountered), and you need to describe his critical failure. It's sort of like the Corrupt A wish game, but instead of wishes, it's actions. please note that an action is something short. Not something like "I fly from Berlin to Paris", but "I'm doing the pre-flight check in my Cessna".

    So to start off, here's my situation:

    I queue for Underhold LFR after patch 6.0.2. release.

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    When you get out of your loading screen your under honor hold and no one not even the GMs can get you out meaning you have to delete your char.

    I roll a Draenei Warrior.

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    An unforeseen bug gives you the original version of Gift of the Naru that only scales with spell power and not attack power.

    As a rogue I sneak up on a rare mob and cast Ambush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animeprime View Post
    As a rogue I sneak up on a rare mob and cast Ambush.
    You get it to half health before an enemy faction Rogue jumps, ganks and teabags you.


    I'm waiting for Huolon on the Timeless Isle

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    [QUOTE=xskarma;29964204 I'm waiting for Huolon on the Timeless Isle[/QUOTE]

    He was killed ten minutes before you arrived and servers are being brought down just before he respawns

    I'm working on the Insane title

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    You have achieved exalted with the Bloodsail and are now hated by the goblins, but in the next patch the Bloodsail faction is removed and you can't gain rep back up with Booty Bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WintersLegion View Post
    I'm working on the Insane title
    Since animeprime didn't provide a followup action, I'll go with this one.

    Thinking the title is literal: You immediately begin deleting all of your gear and spamming general chat with warnings about the impending undergnome invasion.

    I greet the members of the guild I just joined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dendrek View Post
    Since animeprime didn't provide a followup action, I'll go with this one.

    Thinking the title is literal: You immediately begin deleting all of your gear and spamming general chat with warnings about the impending undergnome invasion.

    I greet the members of the guild I just joined.
    You accidently copy past a link to some hentai scatporn website in the chat.

    Im just taking a stroll in the park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blodkorven View Post
    You accidently copy past a link to some hentai scatporn website in the chat.

    Im just taking a stroll in the park.
    A hobo attacks you, steals your sandwich, knocks you over, which breaks your neck and leaves you a quadriplegic for life.

    I'm about to cook some spaghetti in a microwave.
    Putin khuliyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    A hobo attacks you, steals your sandwich, knocks you over, which breaks your neck and leaves you a quadriplegic for life.

    I'm about to cook some spaghetti in a microwave.
    The spaghetti begins to fly, millions worship it as a god. You are found guilty of attempting to murder our lord and savior, and are smote for your misdoings.

    I'm about to wear sandals, WITH socks!

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    You put the sandals on first (as most people wear sandals without socks), and then you put your socks on. And you stretch out your socks and look like a real weirdo.

    I'm cleaning my car after a snowy day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    You put the sandals on first (as most people wear sandals without socks), and then you put your socks on. And you stretch out your socks and look like a real weirdo.

    I'm cleaning my car after a snowy day.
    A sudden windstorm picks up filling up your car while the doors are open.

    I go watch a movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by WintersLegion View Post
    A sudden windstorm picks up filling up your car while the doors are open.

    I go watch a movie
    You somehow tumble into a premiere showing of a new MLP movie, and your legs go numb after sitting down so you can't leave.

    I find a stack of 20€ bills on the ground while walking to the store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turskanaattori View Post
    I find a stack of 20€ bills on the ground while walking to the store.
    They were dropped from someone infected with Ebola after they wiped their arse and sweaty brow with them.

    I take a sip of my lovely tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyve View Post
    They were dropped from someone infected with Ebola after they wiped their arse and sweaty brow with them.

    I take a sip of my lovely tea.
    A bird crapped in it while you weren't looking.

    I walk into Gamestop.
    It would be dark inside my head...if not for the fires...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaelkath View Post
    A bird crapped in it while you weren't looking.

    I walk into Gamestop.
    you walked into game stop

    i go to sleep

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    You fall into a coma and then wake up the day you die


    I slap myself across the face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myx View Post
    You fall into a coma and then wake up the day you die


    I slap myself across the face
    You have a weak jaw and gum decay and you knock out 6 of your teeth.

    I try to make a basic campfire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    You have a weak jaw and gum decay and you knock out 6 of your teeth.

    I try to make a basic campfire.
    You're in your house using your furniture for fire wood.

    I'm coming home from work.

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    You work at a Zoo and on your way out you accidentally hit the switch freeing all the animals.

    I go to see the Haunted House they put up for Halloween

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