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  1. #21
    It's amazing how many times Jesus has come back to save us. You'd think he'd be tired of Earth by now.

    "Dad, please. I just went back there last year. Can't we take a break.... for at least a century?"

    "Son, the man is a prophet. It even says so in this book he wrote. See? Right there. He obviously knows what he's talking about. Now go make an appearance so people will keep believing in daddy."
    Last edited by Dendrek; 2014-10-15 at 08:24 PM.

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    i am 22 earth-explosions old :3

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    28. Someone needs to predict more apocalypses for us yuggins.

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    At first I thought everyone was just old.

    Then I counted 50 for myself.

    Good God.

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