It's amazing how many times Jesus has come back to save us. You'd think he'd be tired of Earth by now.
"Dad, please. I just went back there last year. Can't we take a break.... for at least a century?"
"Son, the man is a prophet. It even says so in this book he wrote. See? Right there. He obviously knows what he's talking about. Now go make an appearance so people will keep believing in daddy."