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There are people who didn't know why candy corn was shaped the way it was... Wat. So, apparently no one on my Facebook feed has ever seen a kernel of corn. If you have never eaten corn, I believe then and only then, do you get a pass. For f*ck's sake, the only edible part of corn is the kernel and whether you eat it on the cob or off, you had to have known by looking at candy corn that its the kernel. Hell, maybe you have never eaten regular corn and have popped popcorn and seen the dried kernel. Maybe, just maybe, you took the name "candy corn" and realized it had something to do with corn.
Are people really this dumb? /endrant
So, share your frustration of dumb people (publicly) realizing candy corn is shaped like corn or other uber obvious observations that really out themselves as slack-jawed, wonders of evolution.
(Please blow it out of proportion, the bigger the funnier)
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2014-10-24, 02:10 PM #1Stood in the Fire
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Wait, you didn't know Candy Corn was shaped like a kernel of corn???
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2014-10-24, 02:20 PM #2Deleted
nah, im ok thanks
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2014-10-24, 03:15 PM #3Merely a Setback
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2014-10-24, 03:30 PM #4Deleted
If I wasn't a lazy fuck, I'd now post a sudden clarity clarence meme pic
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2014-10-24, 03:32 PM #5Immortal
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What is candy corn exactly? I've never heard of it before.
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2014-10-24, 03:33 PM #6Field Marshal
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Just sugar XD
Originally Posted by Xelk
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2014-10-24, 03:38 PM #7Banned
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Im missing the point of this thread...
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2014-10-24, 04:59 PM #8Stood in the Fire
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And I am missing the point of your reply, so I guess we are even. Originally Posted by Jaylock
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2014-10-24, 05:02 PM #9Titan
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Oh the irony... Originally Posted by Jaylock
Besides the fact corn isn't in a triangle shape then yes it looks like corn, you just have to snip the tips off. Then again you could just avoid that bull shit and do yourself a favor."Privilege is invisible to those who have it."
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2014-10-24, 05:04 PM #10Herald of the Titans
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Only the yellow part looks like corn though. Why so angry?
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2014-10-24, 05:05 PM #11Immortal
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A vile type of "candy" that can only show its face during halloween. Originally Posted by Xelk
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2014-10-24, 05:06 PM #12The Undying
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A new hire at work this week expressed these words during casual lunch conversation: "Why don't roosters lay eggs?" and "What is a Somalia?" Originally Posted by ApeDosMil
I am actively seeking for her to not have a job in the near future.
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2014-10-24, 05:07 PM #13Legendary!
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Compressed sugar coated in lead paint. Originally Posted by Xelk
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2014-10-24, 05:08 PM #14Deleted
I always actually wondered wtf candy corn was
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2014-10-24, 05:10 PM #15Stood in the Fire
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Haha... To be fair, Somalia sounds like it could be a delicious food had it not been a country. Originally Posted by Fencers
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2014-10-24, 05:12 PM #16Immortal
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Because not knowing something like that clearly means she/he doesn't know how to do their job. Unless it's their job to know that stuff, you should probably lay of the hate. Originally Posted by Fencers
Originally Posted by Gilrak
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2014-10-24, 05:14 PM #17The Lightbringer
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People are stupid. When I was a kid my dad told me that onion rings had onions in them & I stopped eating them. I never realized it beforehand. Because I was a dumb kid. The candy corn thing is just as obvious... it's corn... that's candy.
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2014-10-24, 05:15 PM #18Stood in the Fire
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The name of the candy is candy corn. The coloring and shape is perfect as well. The corn you eat cuts of the white end off. Originally Posted by MrKnubbles
And I was angry, because its pretty dumb not to think candy corn isn't candy that looks like corn. <--Smiley says now I am no longer angry.
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2014-10-24, 05:16 PM #19The Undying
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I probably should. But I am mean spirited and judgmental by nature- so I won't. Originally Posted by urasim
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2014-10-24, 05:19 PM #20Herald of the Titans
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So which part of the corn is the orange part? Originally Posted by ApeDosMil
The name of the candy is candy corn. The coloring and shape is perfect as well. The corn you eat cuts of the white end off.
And I was angry, because its pretty dumb not to think candy corn isn't candy that looks like corn. <--Smiley says now I am no longer angry.
