If you could pick an actor to play you

[Deletedaccount1]

Actor: Edward Norton

Narrator: James Earl Jones

Music: Yeezus

It would be one shitty movie but I'd still love it.

[vickyjohn]

Robert De Niro

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Actor: Jim Carrey

Narrator: David Attenborough

Music: Two Steps from Hell

[Faustas]

Actor: Christian Bale
Narrator: Jimmy Kimmel
Music: Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down

[Adam Jensen]

John Heder for the first two.

Music? I dunno

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Actress: Famke Janssen
Narration: Sisko and Janeway, seems fun haha
Music: Sade

And ofcouse it needs a dramatic ending!

[Raphtheone]

You'd need to be an astonishing actor with a huge range of emotions to pull me off (note: I can't even pull me off if I had to act it in a film). Someone who'd be able to show presence of mind in one scene and insanity in the next, pulling something off surprisingly well thought out like he was born for that shit and /facepalm-derp something anyone can pull off in the next scene. Able to show deep empathy and connection to feelings when it doesn't matter and complete apathy when it does, occasional and unexplained nerd rages, to show arrogance when not being arrogant, twisted humor, bat shit calm when everyone around panics, panic when everyone around is calm, etc. Not the making of a good movie. Place that character in any movie you like; aaaaand now it sucks.

Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (Shutter Island, Blood Diamond and Wolf of Wallstreet being the relevant ones). Second choice is Guy Pearce, mainly because I relate to how he work. Chris Hemsworth as third, because he looks how I feel.
Narrator: Morgan Freeman if film is from mine or a non-subjective PoV, Patrick Steward if it's a satire (great satiric voice), Jennifer Hale if the focus of the film is from another persons PoV (most likely by the character played by Jennifer Hale).
Theme music: Something by Zimmerman or John Murphy.

[Feali]

Actor: Zach Braff
Narrator: Zach Braff in the Scrubs monologue way
Music: Indie Rock or the guys from Oblivion (M83)