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    Quote Originally Posted by supertony51 View Post
    Brazilian wandering spiders

    Poison that can give you painful erction that can last 4 hours, after which your junk will never work again.
    What?

    And that's not an insect. Spiders have seven legs, not six.
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    Insects that have stingers.

    AKA: yellow jackets, wasps, bees, hornets, etc.

    A yellow jacket once stung me, and it was quite painful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    With that basic biological concern in mind, I'm not "afraid" of any insect. (Nor am I afraid of the non-insect things mentioned above.) However, the insect that comes closest to unsettling me is the crane fly
    There was a crane fly in my room last night and I spent a good 15 mins trying to catch it with a jar and then I released her(?) outside! That was my good deed for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    For the record, Spiders, scorpions, millipedes, centipedes, ticks, rolly pollies, and deep sea isopods are NOT insects.

    A handy way of determing if something is an insect:

    Does the species have six legs?

    If the answer is no, it isn't an insect. No matter how gangly and bug-like it may look.


    With that basic biological concern in mind, I'm not "afraid" of any insect. (Nor am I afraid of the non-insect things mentioned above.) However, the insect that comes closest to unsettling me is the crane fly:




    I wont go screaming from a room if I see one, but if there's one hanging out in the ceiling corner, I'll keep an eye on it. I hate the way they fly in loopy circles.
    Yeah, crane flies kinda freak me out a little too, even though I know they can't do anything bad to me and they actually eat mosquitoes. I think it's because of the number of times I've had one decide my face was a good place to fly.

    I once saw one with an abdomen as big around as my pinky finger. Wasn't sure if it was real at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    What?

    And that's not an insect. Spiders have seven legs, not six.
    Make that eight legs.
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    No idea why, but house centipedes. It might be the fact that one day I woke up and my girlfriend at the time was still sleeping and one was sitting on her shoulder right in front of my face lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    Make that eight legs.
    Gosh lee.

    Almost as bad as the time that I thought Potatoes grew on trees.

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    The botfly.

    Just a big no thank you.

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    Hi, Salandrin

    I'm scared of spiders. Fuck them.
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    Certain mosquitoes because they carry diseases. Wasps and hornets because holy fuck they hurt. I'm okay with pretty much any other insects.

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    Wasps. Scary little monsters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Gosh lee.

    Almost as bad as the time that I thought Potatoes grew on trees.
    Oh Lawd I remember that thread. That was good.

    Also I have to add screw any form of bees/wasps.
    Even Bumblebees are scary.

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    I'm not really afraid of any insects except for one.

    Woodlice (Do not click if you have a phobia)

    It might sound silly, but I have bad memories of these from when I was a kid and used to play out in the forest (yeah, my generation did that). They look so fucking disgusting, and they always come in hundreds or thousands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coronius View Post
    I'm not really afraid of any insects except for one.

    Woodlice (Do not click if you have a phobia)

    It might sound silly, but I have bad memories of these from when I was a kid and used to play out in the forest (yeah, my generation did that). They look so fucking disgusting, and they always come in hundreds or thousands.
    Looks like a rolly polly?
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    I'd never compare him to Hitler, Hitler was actually well educated, and by all accounts pretty intelligent.

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    Cockroaches, I hate those fucks. Some of dem fly and shit its crazy. They have weird legs and are hidden everywhere lol. Anything bug like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tierbook View Post
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    Otherwise known as the Goliath Birdeater
    Don't worry those are harmless. For myself as someone who's owned several scorpions, tarantulas, giant millipede, and a goliath birdeater I can't stand giant centipedes. Damn things are just to fast and to aggressive throw in how bad the venom is and that's just a whole lot a nope.

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    The insect I'm more afraid of is current President of Spain (or Prime Minister).

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