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    I have solved the Middle East peace problem.

    I have officially solved the Middle East peace problem.

    It's a simple solution. What we do is we surround Jerusalem with an impenetrable ring of Khadgars. Any Palestinian rockets attempting to fly anywhere near the Khadgars will instantly fall out of the sky.

    Observe below:


    As you can see this solution is unobtrusive, elegant and will save lives.
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    Do you even know how much a Ring of Khadgars cost????? It would be cheaper to move the whole town to another place!

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    This thread will go places.

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    You must construct additional Khadgars.

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    Not to mention a Mirror Image of a Mirror Image of a Mirror Image will lead to deteriorating copies. They will inevitably start fighting themselves because they just wont know any better... and then you'll have a whole new mess on your hands.
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    Found an issue already. If someone sends out a Gul'dan decoy it will lure all the Khadgars away from the city. Therefore the shield is broken.

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    i'm glad you find this a joking matter...
    I'm a special snowflake deal with it

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    You couldn't be more delusional if you tried. Protect the terrorists? Makes sense?

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    or mana bomb it, then no one can have it and jaina will go crazy rl
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    Quote Originally Posted by willtron View Post
    or mana bomb it, then no one can have it and jaina will go crazy rl
    RL Jaina already went crazy a long time ago.

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    Will it also stop missiles going towards Palestinians, or are they not as important?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Will it also stop missiles going towards Palestinians, or are they not as important?
    Well we know from experience that Khadgar is neutral for practical purposes so presumably both factions' flyers would fall out of the sky.

    He'll also be calmly telling both sides to observe and reflect on their actions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klingers View Post
    Well we know from experience that Khadgar is neutral for practical purposes so presumably both factions' flyers would fall out of the sky.
    Fair enough, it has my vote!

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    There's no room for actual constructive conversation here, so closing this. Please do not make threads just to make a joke.

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