Prostitution: What's your price?

[Deleted]

Come on don't be such a buzz kill. I am in my late 40's with children, this is the same kind of conversation you'd have with your friends as "would you rather do (blank) or (blank)?"

Have you never had conversations with your friends like this before?

Either you are a young adult/teenager...or a very childish and sad example of a middle aged man. Either way, stop screwing up this forum with your toxic threads.

[Ermelloth]

Totally disgusting topic. You had really nothing better to talk about?

[diddle]

Either you are a young adult/teenager...or a very childish and sad example of a middle aged man. Either way, stop screwing up this forum with your toxic threads.

I'm a neurologist in my late 40's with kids. Loosen up and stop taking life so seriously, especially an off-topic game forum for god's sake.

Also, I generally find it in poor taste to hold a poster to his posts in other discussions, but I don't think I'm nearly as toxic as someone who wishes death on suicidal people with mental illnesses.

[Rotted]

Men nope

Women I'd be useless I'd say a fair figure, then 9/10 I'd be like

(I like your face, it's free)

[Deleted]

Is this what you'd have to pay them?

[Vespian]

I'm a neurologist in my late 40's with kids. Loosen up and stop taking life so seriously, especially an off-topic game forum for god's sake.

HAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah right There's not a single person with above average intelligence that can create these kinds of terrible threads that are nowhere near 'fun' or even remotely engaging. A Neurologist? If this is a reflection of who you are, I pity anyone you treat.

[diddle]

HAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah right There's not a single person with above average intelligence that can create these kinds of terrible threads that are nowhere near 'fun' or even remotely engaging. A Neurologist? If this is a reflection of who you are, I pity anyone you treat.

You've responded twice, that's clearly indicative it's engaging to some degree. You should realize that doctors are normal people that dick around off the clock like anyone else.

[Mayhem]

some people

[Pull My Finger]

Sorry your life has become so mundane

Yeah, it's terrible. It's really mundane without those witty conversations, the booger picking and smelling one's farts ... I wonder how I get through the day!

Don't ask me how I came up with the booger and fart stuff - you just kind of seem like the type of guy.

[Anium]

Your thread choices are truely bizzare *backs away slowly*

[Deleted]

I would totally be a gigolo if I got to choose my clientele. I wouldn't be up for no $1.50 handjob or a quicky in the toilet though. I'd be the kind of whore you have to book 2 weeks in advance and you gotta keep me for at least 24 hours and I would be like $10,000/day regardless of taking advantage of my services. I would do it with some goddamn class.

[ProphetFlume]

Probably $1,000 for the first hour. Additional hours or repeat performances would cause huge spikes. Like up to 5k etc until I found a price I thought was consistently worth it. There was a Cracked article by a woman who worked at the Bunny Ranch (brothel) who said a big part of it is haggling. She also said regulars like to pick the new people because they're bad at haggling and don't know their worth.

[Independent voter]

I see this forum more as a democracy. If people like the topic they'll reply to it and it will stay on the front page. If people don't care, it will fall off the front page in a short time.

Why not let the forum member decide?

[diddle]

I see this forum more as a democracy. If people like the topic they'll reply to it and it will stay on the front page. If people don't care, it will fall off the front page in a short time.

Why not let the forum member decide?

I've always felt the same. If I find a topic uninteresting I'm not going to post my disapproval, that just bumps it back up to the top of the page. People do enjoy being condescending though, can't help that.

[Gumboy]

I wouldn't pay for sex when I am like 99% sure I could "Love" myself better :P (Thanks nirvana song)

[Deleted]

I'm a neurologist in my late 40's with kids.

No you're not. You're an overweight, unemployed 20-something who still lives with his parents and has nothing better to do than get drunk cheap booze, blame it on alcoholism and sit at his computer in the same set of clothes you've been wearing for the last week posting shit on the internet because you have no real-life people to interact with. From your post history, it's been pretty easy to figure that much out.

[takolin]

no sum can turn me gay, and i could only do it if i find at least a bit of enjoyment in it, so men are out

for women, depends

Having sex with men doesn't make you gay.

[ProphetFlume]

No you're not. You're an overweight, unemployed 20-something who still lives with his parents and has nothing better to do than get drunk cheap booze, blame it on alcoholism and sit at his computer in the same set of clothes you've been wearing for the last week posting shit on the internet because you have no real-life people to interact with. From your post history, it's been pretty easy to figure that much out.

You were aiming for him but hit me. Minus the overweight, living with parents and booze part. Would love some booze though. Sharesies?

[Gumboy]

Having sex with men doesn't make you gay.

That is 100% true. I've had sex with like 12 men and I'm not gay.

[KevyB]

lol @ all the fems raging hard.

Go away.