I'm a neurologist in my late 40's with kids. Loosen up and stop taking life so seriously, especially an off-topic game forum for god's sake.
Also, I generally find it in poor taste to hold a poster to his posts in other discussions, but I don't think I'm nearly as toxic as someone who wishes death on suicidal people with mental illnesses.
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Men nope
Women I'd be useless I'd say a fair figure, then 9/10 I'd be like
(I like your face, it's free)
Is this what you'd have to pay them?
HAHAhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah right There's not a single person with above average intelligence that can create these kinds of terrible threads that are nowhere near 'fun' or even remotely engaging. A Neurologist? If this is a reflection of who you are, I pity anyone you treat.
Your thread choices are truely bizzare *backs away slowly*
I would totally be a gigolo if I got to choose my clientele. I wouldn't be up for no $1.50 handjob or a quicky in the toilet though. I'd be the kind of whore you have to book 2 weeks in advance and you gotta keep me for at least 24 hours and I would be like $10,000/day regardless of taking advantage of my services. I would do it with some goddamn class.
Probably $1,000 for the first hour. Additional hours or repeat performances would cause huge spikes. Like up to 5k etc until I found a price I thought was consistently worth it. There was a Cracked article by a woman who worked at the Bunny Ranch (brothel) who said a big part of it is haggling. She also said regulars like to pick the new people because they're bad at haggling and don't know their worth.
I see this forum more as a democracy. If people like the topic they'll reply to it and it will stay on the front page. If people don't care, it will fall off the front page in a short time.
Why not let the forum member decide?
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
I wouldn't pay for sex when I am like 99% sure I could "Love" myself better :P (Thanks nirvana song)
You're a towel.
No you're not. You're an overweight, unemployed 20-something who still lives with his parents and has nothing better to do than get drunk cheap booze, blame it on alcoholism and sit at his computer in the same set of clothes you've been wearing for the last week posting shit on the internet because you have no real-life people to interact with. From your post history, it's been pretty easy to figure that much out.