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    Jam it or Arc it

    You wake up with morning wood. Gotta piss real bad. Do you sit down and jam it or aim at the ceiling and arc to the toilet?
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    The threads people make.
  3. 2014-12-09, 09:17 PM #3
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    Piss in the shower.
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    Piss on this thread.
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    I normally lean my upper half forward so my body crates a slant, that way my erection is now aiming directly at the bowl.
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    Jerk it. Why let good wood go to waste?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly View Post
    You wake up with morning wood. Gotta piss real bad. Do you sit down and jam it or aim at the ceiling and arc to the toilet?
    I usually just let it go all over your mom.
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    Not everyone's erection curves upwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Not everyone's erection curves upwards.
    Stop bragging about your size
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    I do whatever any adult man does, sit on the toilet and get it all over my face. Like a MAN!
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    oh my..

    *looks at thread*

    *looks at op's name*

    *shakes head*
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  12. 2014-12-09, 09:28 PM #12
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    Doesn't everyone have that problem when you sit down anyway?
  13. 2014-12-09, 09:40 PM #13
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    Do a handstand and wee, you can have a hot face wash and save water at the same time.
  15. 2014-12-09, 09:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    Piss in the shower.
    Rich has the correct answer.

    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    Do a handstand and wee, you can have a hot face wash and save water at the same time.
    Edit: Maybe not...
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    *looks at the lack of thread locking not yet implemented*

    Huh..
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    Don't post pointless threads.

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