would the movie "the Bible" by Michael Bay be any good?

[Klingers]

"OH GOD! Everything's moving! EARTHQUAKE!! It's the fourth plague of Egypt!"
"Nah. Just shaky-cam."

[obdigore]

Guys. You all (well in teh first 3 pages) have missed the most greatest calling of Michael Bay making a bible movie.

Sodom and Gammorah. KA-BOOM BIBLICAL PEASANTS!

[wookybear]

The bible has been done too many times. Fed up of them rehashing it. They should make some new material.

[PACOX]

A Michael Bay style telling of Revelations could actually work.

[WarpKnight]

A Michael Bay style telling of Revelations could actually work.

Hell yes, that shit would make a great movie

[Adam Jensen]

Is this the version where Jesus slaughters the Romans and their secret mecha army with machine guns and St Peter, his wisecracking sidekick?

[YepX]

MB is just an overpaid Pyro. If he stopped at Transformers (1) , with no sequels, would have been great. Now they are repetitive and boring. Not to mention , each no love interest in them, is never covered in the plot

[Osoroshii]

It would be the biggest action film of all time. Just picture the plagues of Egypt, Bay-style.

Water into Blood is now Water into Fire.
Frogs become Tiny, Hopping Bombs of Explodey Death.
Lice becomes Lice...on Fire!
Swarm of Flies becomes Swarm of Kamikaze Death Bugs Packing Nitroglycerin.
Diseased Livestock becomes Spontaneously-Combusting Livestock.
Boils become Skin Volcanoes.
Thunderstorm of Hail and Fire becomes Thunderstorm of Bullets and Fire. We might even see Angels with full-auto assault rifles for this sequence.
Locusts become Burning Grasshoppers of Doom.
Darkness stays pretty much the same, except the darkness is caused by a nuclear winter courtesy of a massive, earth-shaking explosion that leaves a mushroom cloud reaching up into space.
Death of the Firstborn becomes irrelevant because Darkness has already killed everyone except for Megan Fox for some reason.

[Harbour]

Story about Sodom and Homora will be good of Mickey. Explosions.

[Stormcall]

Has ANY movie by Michael Bay been any good?

[Deleted]

Well, I don't think there's gunpowder in the Bible yet so I'm afraid not but I'm sure he'll find a way to blow shit up.

[XDurionX]

This almost sounds as if there was any good michael bay movie.

[Adam Jensen]

Well, I don't think there's gunpowder in the Bible yet so I'm afraid not but I'm sure he'll find a way to blow shit up.

So? He'll find away to add gun powder, or just ignore history all together.

[Jester Joe]

Has ANY movie by Michael Bay been any good?

You know, if you went into the TMNT movie expecting it to be terrible, it wasn't half bad.

[Supakaiser]

Leaked clip of the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

What about this one?

[Mihalik]

Tarantino is already on the job!

[xylophone]

How many explosions are in the Bible?

2 Peter 3:10

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

Also Sodom and Gomorrah and a lot of Revelation.

[Powerogue]

Like the whole bible? People usually pick out interesting bits and pieces for a reason, there's a lot of boring stuff in there like the thousands of archaic laws set out in Leviticus.

Maybe if he focuses on the very very beginning, not too many do that. Just have God create all the beasts of the field by exploding them into existence.