would his take on the bible be any good?
would his take on the bible be any good?
Christopher W "Garage House Screen."
I'm fairly sure this is a bait but a michael bay movie without explosions wouldn't work.
only if jesus got to bone mary magdalene
Last edited by mmocb78b025c1c; 2014-12-19 at 04:24 PM.
Sure.
Moses parting of the Red sea, By Explosion!
The removal of Christ from the Cross - By Explosion!
The opening of the Tomb of Christ - By Explosion!
Mary Magdalene, played by Megan Fox
Jesus Played by Shia LaBeouf.
The Apostle's - Created with CGI (Badly)
BWRAAAAAAAANG! - at every possible chance.
The roman army sponsored by the US military.
There's an error in the title. It should be: Would a movie by Michael Bay be any good?
Can I watch in on the History Channel?
"The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."
i could see some nailgun action ;>
I would prefer some original fiction over that of the bible
But damn maybe even I would watch a michael bay bible film, I imagine jesus would be sending miracle-induced explosions out of the palm of his hands while riding a mechanical velociraptor screaming FREEEEEDOOOOOOM then somehow gets nailed to the cross somethingsomethingdierebirthfinalmeal