I love these kinds of threads.... or wait, no, I HATE them.
1) Hey guys what about thing X (insert something stupid)
2) Answers: "Dude, thing X doesn't exist OR thing x is extremely rare OR what you describe is not thing X"
3) Answers to 2: "Lol EVERYBODY knows thing X exists and thats what OP described"
4) No, it doesn't.... (insert some more or less logical explanations)
5) "Lol of course it does, EVERYBODY knows that".
Why discuss even?