Realistic New Year's Resolutions?

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This is extremely triggering.

I need another cake to help calm myself down.

Eat a bit of lettuce with it to make it healthy.

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Eat a bit of lettuce with it to make it healthy.

I cut it in half so I can have twice as much.

[Hey There Guys its Metro]

My New Years Resolution is to kill another human.

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I cut it in half so I can have twice as much.

Marjory, you are a weight loss genius.

[Wildtree]

I don't believe in those...
I never had one, and I am not gonna change that.

[Temp name]

Marjory, you are a weight loss genius.

Having 2 cakes is obviously better than 1 anyway!

On topic: My New Years resolution is to not have a New Years resolution.

Wait a second..

[lockedout]

smaller portion sizes for my meals, i figure it should be easy if i just get rid of all my bigger plates.

This reminded me of when I lived with 3 other room mates. I hate dishes in the sink, especially other peoples dishes. So after weeks of arguing and then just doing the dishes myself like a slave housewife I boxed all the dishes up except 4 bowls 4 glasses and 4 sets of silverware, I bought paper plates. Pots and pans were never in the sink because that would involve cooking.

[Naplam]

Relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/rfHSS

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Eat food pretty much every day. I'd settle for that!

I promise to gain 5kg and reach my target weight of 70 kg.

Ironicly I will need to exercice more for that, because eating like a whale isn't doing it.

[Jester Joe]

My New Year's Resolution will be to make a New Year's Resolution for 2016.

I know, hold your applause.