How to greet a woman?

[Lupinemancer]

Just a simple hand-shake is enough if it's your first time meeting her.

[Kathandira]

I don't see how this is different from my advice earlier in the thread!

Prolly the same as your advice. Didn't read every page as it was already at around 8 pages when I saw it.

[Tradewind]

Prolly the same as your advice. Didn't read every page as it was already at around 8 pages when I saw it.

I was half kidding anyway

Go to shake hands and when they connect, do not let go...begin to fart...maintain eye contact to reinforce your dominance...

Do not break eye contact!

When the fart ends, demand tribute before letting go.

[Kathandira]

I was half kidding anyway

Go to shake hands and when they connect, do not let go...begin to fart (squeeze their hand a bit tighter as you begin to release your gas)...maintain eye contact to reinforce your dominance...

Do not break eye contact! (In fact, pull them closer to you so they can waft in your magnificent odor with you)

When the fart ends, demand tribute before letting go. (By yelling, "Am I the meanest?" await answer "Am I the prettiest?" await answer "Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?" await answer "Well, who am I?" await answer "Who am I?" await answer..if she is looking tired of replying to your commands, you yell "I can’t hear you!" When she answers for the final time, you tell her "I am The Shogun of Harlem!"....Then tell her to kiss your Converse!)

[Tradewind]

I like it!

You could also go for the "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!"

[ItachiZaku]

Remember with the hand shake, to reach with your other hand and touch their elbow.

It's classy.

[vaeevictiss]

I dunno about anyone else but this works for me.