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theres a 30-35 years old mother that i see every couple of days with her kid most probably going to the kindergarden with him.
shes hot as fuck. how do i approach her as 22yo ? cinema doesnt seem like the best idea to ask out milf.
what would jesus do ?
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2015-01-19, 04:13 PM #1The Lightbringer
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how to pick up milf
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2015-01-19, 04:16 PM #2Deleted
She'll view you as a kid pretty much.
She may be an exception to the rule, but probably not, stick with girls your own age.
Or try and frequent bars known to attract older clientèle not a kindergarten.
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2015-01-19, 04:16 PM #3Deleted
With a forklift.
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2015-01-19, 04:19 PM #4Merely a Setback
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Generally speaking the best bet for attracting members of the opposite sex is talking to them. Generally speaking, most 30-35 year old "milfs" aren't going to be interested in a 22 year old dude, period, so I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
Originally Posted by Khatolic
As a guy who's been with many older women, often mothers, it was never something I intentionally pursued. I just talked to them and they liked me. Done.'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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2015-01-19, 04:24 PM #5I am Murloc!
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You mean just talk to them like a normal person? No no you need like some kind of milf plan! Originally Posted by Reeve
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2015-01-19, 04:25 PM #6Deleted
Remember to take your spelunking kit.
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2015-01-19, 04:32 PM #7The Undying
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I would start by saying hello.
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2015-01-19, 04:33 PM #8Deleted
Take her kid hostage.
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2015-01-19, 04:34 PM #9Brewmaster
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Definitely this one. Originally Posted by ctd123
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2015-01-19, 04:35 PM #10Deleted
I don't think you're 22
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2015-01-19, 04:36 PM #11Over 9000!
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Might be obvious but prepare for that she might already be in a relationship if the place you see her is dropping off kids at a kindergarten.
I think Jesus wouldn't go for it as well.
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2015-01-19, 04:36 PM #12Warchief
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How do you know she isn't married/engaged/lesbian?
Kind of a thing that would be useful to know prior to asking someone out. Have you ever talked to her before?
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2015-01-19, 04:46 PM #13The Unstoppable Force
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God damn it. Same as any thread like this.
"Hello." It's the best pickup line.
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2015-01-19, 04:47 PM #14The Lightbringer
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I'm going to have to agree with Mr Adam on this one, i'm going to go so far as to say you're probably not even 19. Originally Posted by adam86shadow
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.
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2015-01-19, 04:48 PM #15Honorary PvM "Mod"
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Good luck with that.
Unfortunately this thread is not really going anywhere.
