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    The Unstoppable Force THE Bigzoman's Avatar
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    Women on "top position" causes penile fractures.


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    The woman needs to stop bucking like a rodeo clown.

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    What savages.

    I only have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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    I know a girl who broke a mans penis.

    She was incredibly embarrassed about the whole affair. So we didn't bring it up ALL the time...
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    This is what you get with feminism.

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    I think that's a risk people are going to take.

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    That really doesn't surprise me. Seriously. Whenever I try it, I'm afraid it could snap.

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    I cringe at the thought of that happening to me :P

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    I mean, danger is hawt right? Also let's be honest, totally worth to see girls rocking them hips
    It's like crossing an intersection. There's shit going on all over the place and you don't panic and act like an idiot then do you?

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    That article gave me phantom penis pain :| It's a risk I'm willing to take though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomatketchup View Post
    This is what you get with feminism.
    Clearly a position designed to cripple the Patriarchy.

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    I live life on the edge, if my donger breaks every now and then so be it. It's a risk I'm willing to take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Yeah, that's happened to me before. It was quite painful. I recommend holding her in place and doing all the work from the bottom until you're more used to how each-other moves. Definitely something I wouldn't do on the first go.

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    made up story, or small cocked men
    I'd imagine, based on the physics of the situation, that the opposite would be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post
    I'd imagine, based on the physics of the situation, that the opposite would be true.
    Finally tiny-cocked men and dwarves have got an advantage in bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post
    I'd imagine, based on the physics of the situation, that the opposite would be true.
    The way they describe it, it sounds like it happens when the penis goes all the way out and she tries to thrust.. Shorter penis would go all the way out more easily.

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    Lmao i hate that position. I wonder if i was subconsciously protecting myself in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tollshot View Post
    made up story, or small cocked men
    Whatever makes you feel better.

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    I have involuntary cringe spasms every time I read another post in this thread. For my own safety and penile well being, I'm getting the dick out of here.

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    Can we rename the cowgirl position to the dick breaker? That sounds like something too good to not do.
    It's like crossing an intersection. There's shit going on all over the place and you don't panic and act like an idiot then do you?

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    I know a couple this happened to as well. They broke up a short time after. I heard he took it pretty hard.

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