How do you open a bag of nutter butters?

[THE Bigzoman]

I'm doing research at a library and I never knew how to open these things properly. No searchs on google come up with anything.

I'd use my tiger teeth to tear it open, but I don't wanna cause a scene.

[Jester Joe]

You better stay quiet in the library. Otherwise you'll enrage me.

But I usually either open it like a bag of chips, or tear from one of the little pointy frills.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, forgot where I am.

I make my butler open it of course.

[Conspicuous Cultist]

With a machete.

[grandpab]

If it doesn't say where to tear it then there's no way to open it.

[THE Bigzoman]

You better stay quiet in the library. Otherwise you'll enrage me.

But I usually either open it like a bag of chips, or tear from one of the little pointy frills.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, forgot where I am.

I make my butler open it of course.

I'd take it to a more isolated spot but I could only imagine what someone would think if they saw me take nothing but a bag of nutter butters in the bathroom and see me exit with a torn hole in it.

[Conspicuous Cultist]

Sanguine, my brother.

[Independent voter]

I have heavy scissors in the kitchen that will cut open any bag and do it neatly.

[Bluesftw]

plasma cutter

[Jester Joe]

I'd take it to a more isolated spot but I could only imagine what someone would think if they saw me take nothing but a bag of nutter butters in the bathroom and see me exit with a torn hole in it.

Oh my. Why is the bathroom the first place you think of?

[the game]

I thought for sure that this was going to be a jayburner thread. I'm glad I was wrong.

[THE Bigzoman]

This sucks.

These nutter butters are my din din and i'm so freaking hungry right now.

[Jester Joe]

This sucks.

These nutter butters are my din din and i'm so freaking hungry right now.

Din din? I thought only my girlfriend said that. Just open them up if you're that hungry? What's stopping you?

[the game]

This sucks.

These nutter butters are my din din and i'm so freaking hungry right now.

Use them to catch a squirrel and you can have stew.

[THE Bigzoman]

Din din? I thought only my girlfriend said that. Just open them up if you're that hungry? What's stopping you?

I don't know how to open them properly.