So being guildless recently I started looking for guilds to join and noticed quite a few guilds having forms for guild apps that were pretty...strange and asking for info that I consider should be mentioned just at random.
This is what I would have liked to answer if I didn't actually give a shit about finding a guild.
Playing a dps warrior.
What are your talents and why did you choose them?
Hmm...gee, because Icy Veins says so? Do I like like some fucking theorycrafter?! Cause if I was, I wouldn't be asking to join your shitty 6/10 hc BRF guild. What, you want me to link the Icy Veins guide or something?!
What is your rotation?
You fucking kidding me?! Just google Icy Veins and you'll see my rotation.
What is your raiding experience and progress?
You just asked for my armory link, it's all there right under the character's picture, you're so fucking lazy that you want me to spell it out?! Okay, 10/10 mythic BRF, if you must know, and don't you dare actually double checking to see if I'm lying, that would require effort.
What addons do you use during raids?
DBM and Recount
*actual real response that I got* I'm afraid that's not enough.
You must be joking. I'm a fucking warrior, do I need Vuhdo, Failcounter, Decursive (is that still a thing)? These aren't even fucking needed, they're just optional unnecessary fluff and tools for raid leaders, only addon that is arguably needed as dps is DBM.
Tells us a bit about yourself.
Uh...I told you my name, age and location in the first few questions. Are we on a date?! What is this, a talk show?! You want me to share some personal information with some strangers on the web?! What if I don't get invited after all, did I just share some personal info with some strangers for no particular reason? Fuck you, A/S/L is all you get right now, maybe you'll know more when I've been in your guild for more than two weeks.
We will process your application and get back to you in 4 or 5 days
Holy crap! It takes you 4 days to read a fucking application?! Maybe you should stop playing video games and take up knitting. 24 hours is all you get, dickwad, then I apply to another guild, I'm not waiting a fucking week for you get off your ass and then say No anyway.