Best pet?

[Fahrenheit]

Dogs, anyone that says otherwise I'll fight.

[Jester Joe]

Hah. Well, you aren't the only one who missed out. It seemed fair to only give it to the first person to find one, in my drunken state, though I suppose the person to find the cheapest one would probably have been better, plus winter, because the way she asked made her (again, in my drunken state) seem more like she was a friend offering to check for lumps or something.

Haha, Erin can't check her lumps for lumps.

Poke fun of mode, activated!

[Vermicious]

I think centipedes get a bad rep, look how friendly this one is.

Oh god... those things give me the total creeps... it would be dead in a split second.