What's the laziest thing you have ever done?

[Deleted]

Ate a whole pear including the stem because I couldnt be bothered to go to the bin.

[Deleted]

Also, I see people almost daily that take the elevator to go up one floor.. Nothing irks me more than that.

Sure, it is lazy (until you really can't do stairs)...but why does it irk you?

[deadman1]

I have not technically made my bed in over 2 weeks.

shame since now the covers just go all over the place and i hate that

Like changed the sheets? Or just made it?

If you are talking about literally "making your bed" then, I haven't done that for years. I don't see the point. Why fix everything just to mess it up later?

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It is an extremely unfair and judgmental on my end, but I can't help but think "there might be someone on a different floor that actually NEEDS to use this, but you're too lazy to walk up a few stairs?"

They can wait. I'm too lazy to find the stairs.

[vilememory]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/The+laziest...tures/4915561/

This, this tops everything.

[Linri]

The laziest thing I have ever witnessed is my friend having a -7 average in math class. Due to losing points in participation.
I remember him being overjoyed and asked the teacher that "Hey so technically, I can do nothing, and it will raise my grade by getting 0's !?" and the teacher just with a long drawn out sigh, said "Yes"...

It was hysterical to see this happen, and still to this day makes me laugh.

[Deleted]

This, this tops everything.

Praise OPS.

[BatteredRose]

Nothing.

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[Afrospinach]

I hearthed out of my garrison mine to avoid the strenuous fake run back out.

[tj119]

Own a restaurant, i never have to show up to work

[IntellectuallyChallenged]

Going to a restaurant to buy what is an absolute necessity to live instead of taking the time and care to prepare it myself at home. Or paying someone else to do things that I am plenty capable of doing myself. Like mowing the yard, washing my car, painting my house, grooming my dogs... I could go on forever with this.

[Fionann]

Rolled over when I was finished. She was pissed .

[Deleted]

I used my keyboard (wireless) to help reach and turn the lightswitch off once instead of just getting up and leaning over to it.

[CJack14dt]

Sometimes when I don't want to get up and do dishes I will yell to my transgendered roommate (female in male body) that I left him a practice exam in the sink. Yes I know, I'm terrible.

[Pony Soldier]

Probably something like trying to throw a tissue or q-tip into my garbage and miss and not picking it up because it's too far away or trying throw my dirty laundry into my hamper and missing and not picking it up because again it's too far away.

[apepi]

I am so fucking lazy that I can't tell you why that I am so lazy.