IF Judgement day comes.

[danildoen]

Lets just say it does. You may believe or you may not, lets just speculate what you would actually say.

Judgement day comes and God is about to make the decision weather YOU die or live for eternity.

What are the words would you chose.

[Deleted]

...So there was this one time at church camp where I thought I felt your holy presence god.

Turns out it was just father O'Neil at his usual shenanigans.

[Niroshi]

Doesn't seem like there would be much point trying to plead your case to an omnipotent god.

[Noomz]

Lets just say it does. You may believe or you may not, lets just speculate what you would actually say.

Judgement day comes and God is about to make the decision weather YOU die or live for eternity.

What are the words would you chose.

Nothing. God would know me anyway. Right?

[Medusa Cascade]

I'd tell god to go fuck himself.

[Deleted]

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven. Then I'd kick him in the nuts and leg it.

[Baine]

I would ask "it": define "live" and "die".

[Deleted]

People here are really HATING god.....

[Captain N]

Wow - You really are Morgan Freeman!

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[vindicatorx]

What are the words would you chose.

Suck it!
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[Laila]

"I think I did ok. I tried to make things better for people."

[Mahourai]

Lets just say it does. You may believe or you may not, lets just speculate what you would actually say.

Judgement day comes and God is about to make the decision weather YOU die or live for eternity.

What are the words would you chose.

I'd probably be doing the metaphysical equivalent of shitting myself, not attempting to bargain with or lecture the fucking Almighty.

[Deleted]

I'd rather die. Living for eternity sounds fucking horrible.

Yeah but what if God chose to make you one of his angels, say perhaps the angel of celebrity sexings!

And you never lose your looks!

But I guess boning superman after a few decades would get boring...

[BloodyAngel12]

"All the good rock stars are in hell"

[Revi]

He knows everything past, present and future and exists without time. It takes him literally zero time to know my entire life and thought and exactly everything I could possibly say. Why would I say anything at all?

[Kalis]

What are the words would you chose.

I'd ask what he drinks, then get him drunk and ruin it for everybody.

[Doctor Amadeus]

I Did the best I could, please let me in!

[Adam Jensen]

Death.

Eternal life would be great for a few thousand years . . . and then it would just be an endless amount of suck.

Consider Graham's number. Graham's number is one of the biggest numbers used in a serious mathematical proof. It is so big that no mathematical notation can express it, and that if you knew this number, your brain would collapse into a black hole. That is not hyperbole, that is physics. There are more digits in this number than there are planck volumes in the universe, thus the information in your head would be so dense as to collapse into a blackhole.

So Graham's number is calculated in a series of alghorthms. The first of which is:

G1 = 3^^^^3 where ^ us up arrow notation. Now this number, G1 is an ENORMOUS number as it is.
G2 = 3 (G1 number of up-arrows) 3
G3 = 3 (G2 number of up-arrows) 3
....
G64 = 3 (G63 number of up-arrows) 3

G64 = Graham's number.

Think about this number. And think about this: If you live for eternity, you will live Graham's number years, graham's number of times. And you will live that, graham's number of times again. And you will live that Graham's number of times. And so on and so forth. You'll live so long that Graham's number of years feels as insignificant as one year, and you'll live infinitely longer than that.

Eternity is long, ridiculously, incomprehensibly long. It is infinitely longer than the largest numbers we can even attempt to imagine.

No. Give me the peace of death when my life has run its course. Living for eternity sounds like a curse.

[Nadiru]

That shit isn't what's supposed to happen upon His return, so idk, I find myself a missile silo and launch it up into that pretender God. Also, I excommunicate God.

[Revi]

Out of curiosity why do alot of people harbor an extreme anger for the idea of God. He probably isnt real but you posses seething hatred for him. What am I missing here? Why does disbelief = hatred for so many. For a second pretend in your mind you actually where faced with a real God one day. You claim your reaction would be hatred. Lets take it from there. Why?

Hypothetically, if he was real and the bible was accurate, he'd be the biggest asshole in the universe.