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    VirtuaDolls: An Adult VR Game Controller

    VIRTUADOLLS is a game controller and adult toy in one incredible device. Take your adult gaming or VR Porn experience to the next level and bring your fantasies to life. Features:
    • Programmable & adjustable Soft-Touch gripper.
    • Intelligent stroke movement adjusts to your position and has various speeds.
    • Synchronized movement.
    • Optional Vacuum Attachment adds suction capabilities and an easy-clean system .
    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/v...ontroller--2#/ (Not really SWF)



    Would you buy one?

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    Thats just funny.

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    prolly cheaper just buy a hooker
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Looks like the nastiest possible way of getting yourself off. Have to stick the hose in it after every use lol, can just imagine how much work it would be to maintain and how many people just wouldn't bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    prolly cheaper just buy a hooker
    Depends. This device is reusable, hookers you just gotta pay each time.

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    I'll stick to xvideos when I'm feeling lonely.

    This is too much hassle bruh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkon View Post
    Depends. This device is reusable, hookers you just gotta pay each time.
    throw a sex toy in the closet, throw a hooker in the closet, whats the difference?
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    throw a sex toy in the closet, throw a hooker in the closet, whats the difference?
    They die and get all squishy if you don't feed them. And smell too. Thats a hassle you don't want. Trust me.
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.

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    The actual game looks really bad though. I can see why they want more people working on the actual game.

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    Ahaha this guy is actually serious isn't he? Seems like he took the Fleshlight idea and made it more interesting. Let's see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazdren View Post
    The actual game looks really bad though. I can see why they want more people working on the actual game.
    That should be easy once the actual device is in production. Definitely needs some real game development and a more current game engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    prolly cheaper just buy a hooker
    But a hooker isn't reusable.

    Atleast, the good ones usually aren't.
    There are no worse scum in this world than fascists, rebels and political hypocrites.
    Donald Trump is only like Hitler because of the fact he's losing this war on all fronts.
    Apparently condemning a fascist ideology is the same as being fascist. And who the fuck are you to say I can't be fascist against fascist ideologies?
    If merit was the only dividing factor in the human race, then everyone on Earth would be pretty damn equal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    throw a sex toy in the closet, throw a hooker in the closet, whats the difference?
    One will probably get you prison time? Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkon View Post
    Depends. This device is reusable, hookers you just gotta pay each time.
    Not if you lock her up in the basement you don't!

    Yay optimism!

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    I can't help but laugh at the way the video presented this.

    "Hey guys, come stick your dick in the future with the all new ROBO-HOLE!" *Proudly made in AMERICA!*

    They even got the old arcade-style electro music and visuals to make it seem even cheesier.

    Gotta say, those ps2 graphics aren't very attractive.

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    Sweet, I've always wanted to fuck a handheld bellybutton while looking at CGI work from 1998.
    Her hall is called Eljudnir,
    her dish is Hunger,
    her knife is Famine,
    her slave is Lazy,
    and Slothful is her woman servant.

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    what the fuck

    goodbye girlfriend & life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirawen View Post
    Sweet, I've always wanted to fuck a handheld bellybutton while looking at CGI work from 1998.
    Spot on.

    /10bellybuttons

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    Quote Originally Posted by docterfreeze View Post

    Gotta say, those ps2 graphics aren't very attractive.
    Eh, I've masturbated to worse.

    Backed at the highest tier! :P
    Tikki tikki tembo, Usagi no Yojimbo, chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo!

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    If you wanna watch porn with VR get a cardboard box and make two eyeholes clean your keyboard and take some ductape and apply to head then just get the screen at the other end of the cardboard box. and surround sound Done.

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