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    Worst names for a business?

    Naming a Bar "Trickle Down"
    Naming any place you eat "Mom"
    And if course the real life gas station "Kum and Go!"
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    There is a lumber store in Jersey called Dykes lol

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    Dee's Donuts.

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    Only thing that came to mind was the Chevy Nova a car. "Nova" in Spanish means "no go".
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    Trotter's Independent Traders (T.I.T)

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    Cockfinger Sausages, made from cocks and hens raised in ecofarms.

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    There's a moving company in San Diego called: Two Men Will Move You.

    Lots of chuckles to be had.
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    Kum and Go
    You're getting exactly what you deserve.

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    http://www.sandyballs.co.uk/

    Sandy Balls Holiday Village

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    Wal mart. Who ever buys walls? What a stupid name. I bet they get no customers.

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    There was a local diner here called Mike's Diner and Taxidermy. It did not last long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Wal mart. Who ever buys walls? What a stupid name. I bet they get no customers.
    That's a common misconception. It's actually named Wal-Mart after its founder, Sam Walton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Stalin View Post
    http://www.sandyballs.co.uk/

    Sandy Balls Holiday Village
    That's about 5 minutes from where my mother lives, there's a pub near there called Fighting Cock.


    OT: Any of those hairdresser salon names like Hair Apparent or A Cut Above.

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    Big Nick's Diggers?

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    There's a bait and tackle place not far from here called Happy Hooker.
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    What exactly was the bet I made with the Klingon sex workers?

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    PenIsland. For pens, obviously...

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    There's a garage a little ways down the road from me called "The Tranny Man"
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    Dong Energy.

    http://www.dongenergy.com/en And I'm not making it up.

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    Oh, there was also a pho house called "Pho King" that I rather liked. Mediocre pho, but 'dat name tho.
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    Some more I've seen:
    Analtech
    Mammoth Erection
    Bunghole Liquors
    AssCompact
    Pedo Diapers
    Herpes Pizza
    Hooker's Funeral Home
    Butt Drilling
    Phat Phuc Noodle Bar
    Fu King Restaurant
    Well Hung Curtains

    Shouldn't the thread be in the fun section?
    Last edited by Wildtree; 2015-04-24 at 05:26 PM.
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