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    There's no denying that the only real hero in the original trilogy was R2-D2, and certainly one of the more heroic ones in the prequel trilogy as well!

    He was pretty much the only character who did what he did for heroic reasons. He didn't whine like a bitch at every turn (sure, he showed concern and worry with his sad beeps, but that's not whining), he bravely charged into the fray when he had to despite the dangers to himself time and time again, and without him the other protagonists would never have gotten as far as they did.

    It's a shame he doesn't get as much credit as he deserves in that regard.

    B8 isn't that far behind either, though his AI is clearly more of a manipulative sort. He knows that he's cute and adorable, and he uses that fact to get other people to help him do the dirty work. Which is, from a writer's point of view anyway, the better way to go about it rather than having him be the hero of the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaelixWW View Post
    "Han and Leia's son turns Dark."
    Hmm, maybe Lando was his real father...
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    The first 6 movies are about the Skywalkers because their creator said so. It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that. This is his art, and how he interprets it is what matters the most.

    Also, Kylo is the whitest person who has ever lived, in any galaxy or time. There is no Lando in him at all. If there was some Lando in him, he would have tried to put his mack down on Rey.

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    Rey is the daughter of Boba Fett and the Sarlacc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Rey is the daughter of Boba Fett and the Sarlacc.
    Hopefully nothing about her resembles the Sarlacc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tijuana View Post
    Hopefully nothing about her resembles the Sarlacc.
    I... I think you just broke this thread...


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaelixWW View Post
    I... I think you just broke this thread...
    I meant her teeth. What did you think I meant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tijuana View Post
    I meant her teeth. What did you think I meant?
    But we've seen her teeth. So... you know... I just thought... that you...

    ...nevermind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaelixWW View Post
    But we've seen her teeth. So... you know... I just thought... that you...

    ...nevermind.
    Sometimes we forget that all this takes place in a galaxy far far away, and that they are all aliens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    They don't get more credit because they don't have free will or emotions.
    *Sad Bleep*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    Blame the holiday special that established such things.
    Hrm, I thought we purged the holiday special from existence...


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    The holiday special seared a dark, horrific place in my brain as a child, and I haven't watched it since the 80s. Is it still as awful as I remember?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschatological View Post
    The holiday special seared a dark, horrific place in my brain as a child, and I haven't watched it since the 80s. Is it still as awful as I remember?
    Yeah, it is. It's so bad that it's making its way into snark videos:

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    In case people were wondering, I can stand over all those "Irish people react" videos. While, I've not seen ALL of them, I can confirm that my reactions to the Holiday special and other videos is about the same.

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    Well, thankfully the holiday special is definitely not canon now. It can go back into Disney's vault for another generation, eh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tijuana View Post
    I meant her teeth. What did you think I meant?
    Vagina dentata?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhaelixWW View Post
    Well, thankfully the holiday special is definitely not canon now. It can go back into Disney's vault for another generation, eh?
    Remeber whats cannon... Movies, that would include the holiday special woudn't it?
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    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    Remeber whats cannon... Movies, that would include the holiday special woudn't it?

    That is not what they said.

    Post-2014, the official Star Wars canon consists of the seven released Star Wars theatrical feature films, the Star Wars animated film and television series The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, and any other material released after April 25, 2014, unless otherwise stated.

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    What was the 7th feature film before 2014?
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    What was the 7th feature film before 2014?
    Post as in after, not before.

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