Everyone in history has been cryogenically frozen, who would you thaw out?

[Zyphrus]

Nikola Tesla

[DEATHETERNAL]

The Apostle Paul. The reunification of the church and a return to a state of orthodoxy might be possible with him around.

[Wildtree]

Fictional characters don't count.

That my friend is the crux with religion.. Because that is not proven. Science isn't conclusive.
The person Jesus and the religious deity are two different animals in the closet.
It would be a blessing to have the person Jesus conclusively discovered to shed some light into the spiritual being.
And as far as I remember, there's some research in the making about it.
Allegedly Jesus' family tomb has been found. No idea about the progress on the topic. I would say, some entities are very interested in slowing that progress down, cause it would shatter the Abrahamic scriptures to pieces.

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I read a story in the UK press about the movie The Madness of King George. Apparently the film wasn't named The Madness of King George III, because the American movie goer would be wondering what happened to parts I and II.

lol link that

[Wildtree]

They are quite sure there was an actual man called Jesus alive back then, doesn't mean he was the son of god though.

What is sure?
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/scien...s-tomb-n336251

The problem I see is, that there's a lot of very powerful people that are extremely interested to discredit/debunk that stuff as false.
They are not talking about the tomb where Jesus was put to rest, wrapped in a shroud after the crucifixion and rose again days later.
They're talking about a perfectly normal tomb. And if it was him, and he was buried there, the entire biblical portion proves false.

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I'm sure it will come as no surprise, as the British tabloid press and bullshit goes hand in hand, but the story is indeed bullshit.
http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/george.asp

LOL it's funny though.
Just part of the stereotypical games played on others.

[Elim Garak]

No one, I'll just pull the plug and let them rot.

[zealo]

Despite the language barrier id have personally I think a dubbed/subtitled interview with someone like Julius Caesar could be interesting to see.

[Kalis]

What is sure?
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/scien...s-tomb-n336251

The problem I see is, that there's a lot of very powerful people that are extremely interested to discredit/debunk that stuff as false.
They are not talking about the tomb where Jesus was put to rest, wrapped in a shroud after the crucifixion and rose again days later.
They're talking about a perfectly normal tomb. And if it was him, and he was buried there, the entire biblical portion proves false.

Josephus, a Jewish writer from that era, mentioned Jesus as a historical figure, so the man probabaly did exist. Whether or not everything else attributed to him is true is another matter.

[Elim Garak]

Josephus, a Jewish writer from that era, mentioned Jesus as a historical figure, so the man probabaly did exist. Whether or not everything else attributed to him is true is another matter.

Was proven to be forged

[derpkitteh]

Orgies in congress?
Well, that would bring CSpan some revenue.. PPV Porn live from the Capitol

he kinda tormented them, forced them to sit with peasants, wouldn't listen to them at all. it was great.

[Alexanderjac]

I'd pick the 10 worst enemies of humanity to assemble the greatest super villain team ever!

1. Mao Zedong
2. Joesph Stalin
3. Adolf Hitler
4. Fidel Castro (assuming hes dead)
5. Muammar Gaddafi
6. Idi Amin
7. Kim John Il
8. King George III
9. Pol Pot
10. ???

I just need one more person who shares the same hatred of freedom, the same love of mob stupefying propaganda, and the same narcissistic sense of infallibility.

Ah fuck it, I'll never find anybody that cool.

Thaw out Phil Fry instead.

Ghengis Khan. He was really good at killing stuff. Replace horses and bows with motorcycles and automatic rifles and it's gg for humanity.

[Wildtree]

Jut noticed I haven't rezzed anyone yet....

Alright, lemme try a list of candidates...

1. Albert Einstein
Einstein with the progressed knowledge of today, that could prove to be very beneficial.

2. Leonardo da Vinci
Ancient Alien theorists would have to fear that one, since they love referring to him where ever they can..

Now let's solve some riddles...
This requires some research to get the right witnesses.... But.

3. The Nazi officer in charge, to finally get that damn Amber room back.

4. Someone from the time to solve the King Arthur myth
5. Someone to solve the myth surrounding the Nibelung treasure.

I think 5 are enough... I could list a few more.

[Low Hanging Fruit]

John Lennon

[Kalis]

Was proven to be forged

No it hasn't.

[Wildtree]

No it hasn't.

Jews: "We told you so"
Muslims: "We told you so"
Catholics "FORGERY, BLASPHEMY"

Pretty much the responses in a nutshell, to all things History and the Biblical events.

[Afrospinach]

There is a woman out there that had over 56% of the population of her own country killed in a matter of a few days, but nobody ever lists her name on the list of 'evil' people, proportionately she is more evil than all of them combined.

So obscure even you can't seem to name her?

[zealo]

Aren't there theories about how there could be multiple people referenced and gathered under the name jesus in the bible?

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Aren't there theories about how there could be multiple people referenced and gathered under the name jesus in the bible?

Well most of his story is the same as the other messias archetypes shared allot with moses for example so even with a somewhat true core most is utterly made up.

[Elim Garak]

No it hasn't.

Has not?

How about "had been"? Centuries ago. By CHRISTIAN SCHOLARS. Educate yourself.

[Vacuous0]

Seriously though, I would thaw out Jesus. Just so I could bear witness to the single greatest face-palm of all time. The ensuing black hole it creates out of sheer colossal irony would kill me, but it would be worth it.

[Wildtree]

Has not?

How about "had been"? Centuries ago. By CHRISTIAN SCHOLARS. Educate yourself.

Christian scholars are hardly the type of experts one takes as credible when it comes to things like debunking Bible portions as false.
The bias on that should be rather obvious, wouldn't you say?