80 or 20 plane is going down what do you do?

[lockedout]

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

I was on that flight, was a total circle jerk.

[Attackrabbit]

Ocean every time. From what I understand even talking a civilian through landing a big commercial airliner would be like trying to conduct heart surgery as a novice with someone telling you what to do.

All they have to do is tell you how to turn this on though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland

and then tell you how to apply the wheel brakes once you're down

[Drusin]

Daddy's got this no worries

[ActiveTroll]

Alternatively you can choose to crash into an ocean where there is a 100% chance that you will all die, but at least no one else gets injured.

This is an idiotic scenario, because your plane and people would be safer with the ocean landing. Are you retarded? Serious question.

[Attackrabbit]

This is an idiotic scenario, because your plane and people would be safer with the ocean landing. Are you retarded? Serious question.

They really wouldn't unless you landed it perfectly

[Xenryusho]

Easy, I'd land in the airport.

[cubby]

Never tell me the odds!

[prwraith]

Depends, if I'm the pilot I'm choosing the maximum chance for me to live. Everyone else be damned

[Doctor Amadeus]

This is an idiotic scenario, because your plane and people would be safer with the ocean landing. Are you retarded? Serious question.

Only if you believe there is any such thing as an Airliner landing in the Ocean. You probably shouldn't throw around accusations concerning other peoples mental capacities.

[Orange Joe]

If you over think the question it's just as bad as not thinking at all. All the information is there on the wording and under those circumstances there will be a lot you don't know.

The thinking to me is are you going to take out more people or a few fish.

There isn't much to over think. It's very horribly worded.

[Lodreh]

I Have Control

Control is an illusion.

[Lumineus]

Control must be maintained.

There must always be... a Lich King!