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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've always wanted to do myself. not even shape shifted, just like... naruto shadow clone jutsu.
    This is now relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    ah, yeah, i can understand that. hyper religious italian grand parents for me...
    Funny enough my parents weren't religious, but I got the 'do not masturbate' speech like once a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spraxle View Post
    Funny enough my parents weren't religious, but I got the 'do not masturbate' speech like once a week.
    my mom herself wasn't and still isn't extremely religious. but my grandparents had a lot of say in our house. mom found out about me having a gf and was not mad like i thought she'd be, she was rather indifferent and was more like "why didn't you ever tell me you were interested in a crush?" cause i hid my little grade school boyfriends from them a lot and always said didn't like boys like that when she asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spraxle View Post
    Funny enough my parents weren't religious, but I got the 'do not masturbate' speech like once a week.
    OMFG, I feel bad for you. My parents were fundies but they were SO fundie that they were too embarrassed to ever bring any sexual subject up. I learned most of what I knew about sex from loveline and porn (until I actually started having it). Parents should just always teach their kids that masturbation is good for what ails you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beery Swine View Post
    OMFG, I feel bad for you. My parents were fundies but they were SO fundie that they were too embarrassed to ever bring any sexual subject up. I learned most of what I knew about sex from loveline and porn (until I actually started having it). Parents should just always teach their kids that masturbation is good for what ails you.
    my mom, and nobody else in my family, ever spoke to me about masturbation. not once. eventually, i forced the issue out of fear during a very embarrassing moment lol.

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    Having a harem. I mean like the old school harem. Big open loft-like place, cushions, beds, furnishings, wine and fruit abound.

    And plenty of nubile, half-naked women wearing jewels, silk, or whatever strikes their (or my) fancy all to myself.

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    That girl will be hot in a few years . . . when she's no longer jailbait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    with the underage thing, i have never once gotten that urge and even the thought of a 16 year old, which is legal in some states, makes me feel gross.
    Women are somewhat programmed to want older partners, men programmed to want younger partners. There's some middle aged men fantasies among younger women, which isn't all that surprising with the jailbait fantasies guys have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    my mom herself wasn't and still isn't extremely religious. but my grandparents had a lot of say in our house. mom found out about me having a gf and was not mad like i thought she'd be, she was rather indifferent and was more like "why didn't you ever tell me you were interested in a crush?" cause i hid my little grade school boyfriends from them a lot and always said didn't like boys like that when she asked.
    I sense bisexuality...

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    Sex related stuff mostly. Nothing illegal. Just stuff that I'd be embarrassed to talk about and won't post here to avoid earning an infraction.
    Last edited by Graeham; 2015-04-24 at 10:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flutterguy View Post
    Voting Republican.
    the Pauls have been beacons of the old right among the corporatist neo-cons that have taken over the republican party.


    me? going Punisher on bankers.

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