Modern gaming apologist: I once tasted diarrhea so shit is fine.
"People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an excercise of power, are barbarians" - George Lucas 1988
I have 4 dogs and it is my job to make sure they are not a nuisance to everyone else in my neighborhood. They do bark on occasion but I do not allow it to continue on. I have very close neighbors and have never had a complaint. I do know others though who have had to get rid of their dog who was IN THE HOUSE barking all day long and bothering neighbors or get charged.
(Kylan and Xanthe on Avalon, www.avalon-rpg.com, since 1996)