A list of amusing things invented by women.

[Gamdwelf]

Beer? Well, we win.

Nobody likes beer.

[tankbug]

...And the windshield wiper
But my favorite female inventor/scientist is Ada Lovelace

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Nobody likes beer.

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[ItachiZaku]

Nobody likes beer.

Except everyone worth knowing.

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The friendzone is no invention. It's something made up by sad internet trolls with the mental power of a five-year-old that wants 'Bitches', and 'Sandwich makers', and 'Emma Watson-esque sex-slaves'. Basically your everyday 9Gagger.

Completely false. And it was invented by men as an excuse for falling for a woman's genjitsu.

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Nobody likes beer.

Indeed! And the nations Germany, Belgium and England are entirly nonexistent and fictional.

The friendzone is no invention. It's something made up by sad internet trolls with the mental power of a five-year-old that wants 'Bitches', and 'Sandwich makers', and 'Emma Watson-esque sex-slaves'. Basically your everyday 9Gagger.

I think it was invented by women so they had an excuse to not have to deal with stalkers anymore, like instead of saying "Eew, creep, I don't want to be your girlfriend", they can now say "I just see you as a friend", which is much more convenient and leads to a lot less stalking and other unpleasentnes.

Also I wasn't entirly serious from the beginning.

[Independent voter]

Women don't have to impress women so that's why they don't invent things as much as guys do.

Kevlar was invented by a woman, Stephanie Kwolek. Other women invented the fire escape and windshield wipers.

[zenkai]

Indeed! And the nations Germany, Belgium and England are entirly nonexistent and fictional.




I think it was invented by women so they had an excuse to not have to deal with stalkers anymore, like instead of saying "Eew, creep, I don't want to be your girlfriend", they can now say "I just see you as a friend", which is much more convenient and leads to a lot less stalking and other unpleasentnes.

Also I wasn't entirly serious from the beginning.

Friendzone was invented by people who wants the love and admiration of someone without having to commit, making that person feel like they have a shot, I am sure it isn't limited by gender

[ringpriest]

The OP left out spread spectrum communications and modern software engineering.

[zenkai]

The OP left out spread spectrum communications and modern software engineering.

And spanx, lets not forget Spanx

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Women don't have to impress women so that's why they don't invent things as much as guys do.

Kevlar was invented by a woman, Stephanie Kwolek. Other women invented the fire escape and windshield wipers.

Mate, most of what women do is to impress women.

[MegaVolti]

Also, the friendzone: a device in which to put boring and creepy nice guys, also known as internet fora. Here, the nice guy can complain about all women in general without having to harrass IRL.

You got the friendzone wrong:
It's where you put ugly but nice guys. Nice enough to be friends, too ugly to be boyfriends.
It's the opposite of the fuckbuddyzone, where people with shitty characters but nice bodies reside.

Both sexes use both zones by the way, even though from my experience men mostly complain when they land in the friendzone while women mostly complain when they land in the fuckbuddyzone.

[Independent voter]

Mate, most of what women do is to impress women.

LOL, I knew this girl who hated a girl at work so she would dress up and since she was better looking she really made the other girl mad.

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LOL, I knew this girl who hated a girl at work so she would dress up and since she was better looking she really made the other girl mad.

Saw some picture the other day that was about this, like... Women will happily go out and spend hundreds of pounds on shoes or a bag, and like who's that for? You ever hear a guy talking about the night before all like "Well, she was really unattractive but DAMN, that bag, I just couldn't say no"

[arandomuser]

Hey here is some interesting things that were created by females.
Thread continuess
"OMG SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR "
"FEMINAZI!!"
Seriously guys???

[Wildtree]

The friendzone is no invention. It's something made up by sad internet trolls with the mental power of a five-year-old that wants 'Bitches', and 'Sandwich makers', and 'Emma Watson-esque sex-slaves'. Basically your everyday 9Gagger.

I like your thinking..

But, that's actually not true lol
The term predates the internet by far.

[Deleted]

Headaches....

[Wildtree]

Beer? Well, we win.

I'm pretty sure that has been invented by monks...
The term itself it basically a roof term.
But if we talk about the beer that we commonly drink, well that was invented by monks. It's kinda funny if you think of it.
Those holy smart asses... Every year, during the Easter celebration times, they enter the fastening time.
To not die from malnutrition some monk invented that very beer we drink today.
Devoted, believing, and drunk.....

Else, no one has any clue who ever invented beer.. It's the oldest man made beverage, over 11.000 yrs old..
That one woman's claim regarding Mesapotamia is false... That was 4000 years later.

[Armbre]

I for one need a woman, my wife was gone last week for work lets just say i didn't realize how disgusting/lazy i was when left alone. Plus plus built in nap pillows and they always smell good

[Serenais]

Stellar classification. The current model was devised by Annie Jump Cannon.

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I mean... yes, women can and do invent things. Is there some women's awareness event going on or something? Also the beer is a guess/theory. It's really simply too old and there are too many forms to say any person definitely invented it.

[pateuvasiliu]

You forgot the wage gap.

*Beer

Beer historian Jane Peyton claims that ancient Mesopotamian women were the first to develop, sell, and even drink beer. While it may be hard to pin down exactly who, thousands of years ago, "invented" the beer we know and love today, it's safe to say that ancient women all over the world were sure as hell fermenting something.

That's hilarious. Most women I know hate beer.