A list of amusing things invented by women.

[TrumpIsPresident]

Things invented by women: 5
Things invented by men: everything else.


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This sounds like that hilarious list a friend once posted me about "Black inventions" that included stuff such as the horseshoe and a lot of other things that were marely slight alterations or changes to existing designs. I especially loved the beer part, that is in no way provable and ignores how different zones developed similar things.

[Tragedia]

Ada Lovelace was the first computer programmer.

[Kalis]

Things invented by women: 5
Things invented by men: everything else.

Things invented by me: 0


Hmm...can I claim credit for things other people with penises invented?

[eldritchforeshadow]

Things invented by women: 5
Things invented by men: everything else.

Well, women were seen as inferior to men most of history; I am shocked they were able to get away with inventing anything and getting credit for it.

[Tradewind]

Guilt trips.

Unanswerable questions.

Alcoholism.

[Dugna]

Well, women were seen as inferior to men most of history; I am shocked they were able to get away with inventing anything and getting credit for it.

That's a good point, i mean as I've always said, women were seen as inferior to men most of history; I am shocked they were able to get away with inventing anything and getting credit for it.

Women were revered as gods and goddess in many civilizations in history, so bullshit they were seen as "inferior"

[Gorehowl]

Alcoholism.

It was a woman who drove me to start drinking...


and i never got a chance to thank her.

[Sketchy]

Still want to know what the first guy was thinking when he milked a cow.

I've always wondered what prompted a scientist way back when to jizz on a microscope plate...

[Shinra1]

This sounds like that hilarious list a friend once posted me about "Black inventions" that included stuff such as the horseshoe and a lot of other things that were marely slight alterations or changes to existing designs. I especially loved the beer part, that is in no way provable and ignores how different zones developed similar things.

The traffic light was invited by a black person. It's extremely useful and used virtually everywhere.

[Crissi]

Things invented by women: 5
Things invented by men: everything else.

We invented the number 5? cool!

but on a serious note: sarcasm doesnt suit you.

[Zethras]

I happen to know that Kevlar vests and lasers were also invented by women.

[Tradewind]

Meaningless fights.

The phrases, "it's nothing" and "I'm okay."

Cuckold.

[Kokuo]

If there is one thing men will never understand... Then it's Women!

[Torgent]

Women don't have to impress women so that's why they don't invent things as much as guys do.

Kevlar was invented by a woman, Stephanie Kwolek. Other women invented the fire escape and windshield wipers.

Yeah, but we're talking about useful things in this thread! Like a dishwasher. Previously, the women had to wash the dishes themselves!! The horror! (Kidding, I love dish washers, please Karma don't break mine.)

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Meaningless fights.

The phrases, "it's nothing" and "I'm okay."

Cuckold.

Sandwiches.

"I was just testing you."

Using a sofa as a bed.

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Sandwiches.

"I was just testing you."

Using a sofa as a bed.

"Everything is fine"

[pateuvasiliu]

We invented the number 5? cool!

but on a serious note: sarcasm doesnt suit you.

That's not sarcasm.

Sarcasm would be...


Men and women are clearly equal, that's why men were able to oppress women for 3000 years.

[Stop Pretending]

Blueballs.

[Tydrane]

I was about to ask why Marie Curie wasn't on the list, but then, on reflection, her invention/discovery wasn't very amusing.

Still, the Fact Core's explanation of it was: "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."