View Poll Results: Fight breaks out at the restaurant you're eating what do you do?

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  • I ask the waiter for popcorn and watch the brodown

    20 35.71%

  • Obviously try to break it up and calm them down

    6 10.71%

  • Break out cell and call cops

    17 30.36%

  • Breakout cellphone and get this for YouTube not my problem

    13 23.21%
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  1. 2015-04-26, 09:48 PM #21
    Revi
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    Are they involving other people? Destroying anything? Are both of them willing participants?

    Gonna need some context
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  2. 2015-04-26, 09:49 PM #22
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    Why is "keep eating" not an option?
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  3. 2015-04-26, 09:50 PM #23
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    Pull out a gun. Living in Wild Wild West Texas has it's advantages!
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  4. 2015-04-26, 10:07 PM #24
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    Where's the '' Join the fight '' option?
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  5. 2015-04-26, 11:27 PM #25
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    Get out my phone and play the Benny Hill theme tune.

    Seriously though, I'd phone the police and continue my meal away from the fight.
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  6. 2015-04-26, 11:30 PM #26
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    Break it up.
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  7. 2015-04-26, 11:35 PM #27
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    Why is "break it up" labeled as the obvious choice?
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  8. 2015-04-26, 11:55 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by YuneKirby View Post
    Why is "break it up" labeled as the obvious choice?
    Cause we are all superheroes capable of firmly getting two grown adults under control by our mere presence.
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  9. 2015-04-26, 11:55 PM #29
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    Dinner and a show, aww yiss.
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  10. 2015-04-26, 11:56 PM #30
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    Take out cellphone and record for Worldstarhiphop.
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  11. 2015-04-26, 11:56 PM #31
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    DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE LOSER!

    But seriously, I would just keep eating.
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  12. 2015-04-26, 11:57 PM #32
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    I'll scream WORLDSTAR!!!!
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  13. 2015-04-27, 12:04 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Anarchist View Post
    Are you suicidal or something?
    I don't live in America, so they wouldn't arrive in a tank armed to the teeth with M16s, tasers and pepper spray with attack dogs
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  14. 2015-04-27, 12:18 AM #34
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    what's up with all the douchebags?

    Of course you ought to step in and calm them down. Either one might get hurt and if it happens the burden is going to be on you who remained passive.
    What if it is YOU that is getting beaten, wouldn't you want outsiders to intervene?
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  15. 2015-04-27, 12:23 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kreeshak View Post
    what's up with all the douchebags?

    Of course you ought to step in and calm them down. Either one might get hurt and if it happens the burden is going to be on you who remained passive.
    What if it is YOU that is getting beaten, wouldn't you want outsiders to intervene?
    If I don't think that I would be able to calm the situation down without risking getting injured myself, then I am not jumping in to separate them. Just as I wouldn't jump into the sea to save somebody - because most people that do that die.
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  16. 2015-04-27, 12:23 AM #36
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  17. 2015-04-27, 12:38 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butler Log View Post
    If I don't think that I would be able to calm the situation down without risking getting injured myself, then I am not jumping in to separate them. Just as I wouldn't jump into the sea to save somebody - because most people that do that die.
    If the whole restaurant steps up, it's easier than you might think. It feels like society bonds, helping others in need is deteriorating.
    I will repeat. How would you like it for others to react if you were the one getting beaten up.
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  18. 2015-04-27, 12:40 AM #38
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    Ignore it and continue eating, smack them if they disturb me.
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  19. 2015-04-27, 12:40 AM #39
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    Rile up the conflict and leave without paying is missing.
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  20. 2015-04-27, 12:47 AM #40
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    If someone is in risk of being seriously injured, like he's on the ground getting his head kicked in, I'll stop it, say 'he's had enough friend' or something like that.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

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