drinking alcohol?

[PizzaSHARK]

Apepi's Rules to Drinking:
1. Never buy alcohol yourself, have other people buy it for you, because if they want you to drink, they can provide it.
2. For every sip you take, you have to name a capital/state or capital/country. If you can't think of one your are too drunk to drink anymore. Or you might just end up becoming good at geography.

#1's pretty dangerous if you're a girl. Sadly, you can't even always trust the bartenders. I guess as long as you drink something that's sealed, but most girls don't like beer because girls are weird.

[Aezral]

Drink beer, takes more to get drunk, and you'll fill up before you black out.

[Poppincaps]

Just pace yourself. If you chug down alcohol in 10 minutes you'll have no idea how it'll effect you, but if you drink over a span of a couple hours you'll be able to gauge how much more you can take before you start acting like an idiot. But as a general rule 4-6 beers should be good for a beginner depending on your body weight. My friend has to drink over a 12 pack to get drunk but his alcohol tolerance is high and he's a pretty big guy.

Just be careful with liquor. You can easily get blackout even though it seems like you're not drinking that much.

[ciggy]

how often do guys try to exploit girls who are drunk is that a big risk with it if i drink?

Pretty damn often sadly, It makes me ashamed to be a guy sometimes.

It sounds like you really shouldn't be drinking if you have periods you can't remember, that's black out drunk. That is terrifying for me. Real friends aren't going to push you into doing something you don't want to do. Some might act like they are talking you into it, just to give you the freedom to drink without feeling like a drunk. (that probably doesn't make sense, I hope it does). I'm sure if you take a firm stand and just tell them you don't want to drink, as you don't want to be unaware of your actions.

I enjoy drinking, I always have, but I only drink when I know what's up and who i'm going to be around.

[Nanaboostme]

Unless you're drinking with Bill Cosby, just know your limit, don't go overboard drink mildly and socially this time, or politely refuse, it's that simple.

[apepi]

#1's pretty dangerous if you're a girl. Sadly, you can't even always trust the bartenders. I guess as long as you drink something that's sealed, but most girls don't like beer because girls are weird.

Eh, as long as what ever your offered is a closed can, it should be fine.

[Vea Lea]

If you have to ask you shouldn't go drinking.

why not? something will happen?

[Vea Lea]

Yes. I suggest bringing a guard dog.

i dont have a guard dog

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Yes. I suggest bringing a guard dog.

you wrote a post yesterday but deleted it why?

[Deleted]

Eat well and drink slowly, best is to drink one beer/glass of wine etc and one glass of water. Then you should feel when it is time to stop.

[Aggrophobic]

If you don't want to then don't do it. Simple as that. You'll miss nothing but the hangover...

[Vea Lea]

Rent-A-Hound

They're all over the place. Women need protection.

you can rent that??? i dont believe you

[Deleted]

why?

Because they're fucking stupid and useless.

[Vea Lea]

Because they're fucking stupid and useless.

thats hurtful

[Deleted]

That hurts, PizzaSHARK. I'm a lovely lady.

Lady is quite a stretch

Also, OP should maybe specify what the whole waking up in a hotel room business was about

That does not sound kosher

[Vea Lea]

Lady is quite a stretch

Also, OP should maybe specify what the whole waking up in a hotel room business was about

That does not sound kosher

i dont know what it was about i got alcohol from someone and we drinked and then i dont remember what happened and i woke up at a hotel room i dont know how i got there?

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Oh, no, it's a legit service. Whenever I go out drinking, I always remember to rent my guard dog for the night. It's a little expensive, but it gives me peace of mind when I'm around men.

how would a dog obey unknown people?

[Lord Pebbleton]

Get a drink. Wait 10 minutes. If you're still feeling alright, drink another.
When you start getting out of control, stop. You won't feel sick, you will have fun, and remember everything.

[Deleted]

i dont know what it was about i got alcohol from someone and we drinked and then i dont remember what happened and i woke up at a hotel room i dont know how i got there?

Um... right, I'm out.

Can someone else get this one please

[Vea Lea]

Um... right, I'm out.

Can someone else get this one please

what do you mean your out?

[Mayhem]

Well if you pass out and wake up in a hotel room you probably had an awesome night, or not, probably not. My best advice is to not drink alkohol again. My worst advice is to drink alkohol again, lose your friends, go from bar to bar as long as you´re able to walk and pass out in one of these places a) toilet, b) infront of a stage, c) on a truckdrivers lap, d) one of your ex´s (the one that already has children to wake you up) or c) in a lift not realizing this isn´t you bed mid-undressing

You´re welcome.

[Deleted]

what do you mean your out?

He's out of this thread because there's absolutely no worth in it.