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    During a Party someone wants to Bungee Jump.

    During a party you attend someone gets really inebriated and wants to bungee jump off building, and being the math major you are, you notice there is too much bungee and not enough building what do you do?
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    Let them jump.
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    Call the police somebody is a danger to him/herself and others.

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    Yeah, thought I would redo a What would you do, giving a few better options and other.
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    Drunk people don't listen to well. So cut the rope in half and leap with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    During a party you attend someone gets really inebriated and wants to bungee jump off building, and being the math major you are, you notice there is too much bungee and not enough building what do you do?
    What the hell kinda party are you at that someone just has bungee ropes and harnesses laying around, as well as a building where this would be possible even with the correct cord.

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    Tell them youll hold onto their wallet, so they dont lose it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torgent View Post
    What the hell kinda party are you at that someone just has bungee ropes and harnesses laying around, as well as a building where this would be possible even with the correct cord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theostrichsays View Post
    Drunk people don't listen to well. So cut the rope in half and leap with them.
    Good idea, really interested in what most would do with knowledge to save or help someone else.
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    "That's a bad idea. You're going to have a spiritual moment. You'll become one with the earth."

    Failing that, call the cops, and then place bets as to who reaches the deceleration point first.
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    This could have been interesting if the situation was remotely realistic.

    Even if this party was being held a bungee facility, those kind of supplies are kept under lock and key because they aren't cheap and because uncertified people shouldn't have access to them. If you can remember how to open a lock when drunk, you can remember jumping off a building will kill you.

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    why stand in his way if he wants to play concrete pinball let him.
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    Lead by example and show them how mistaken they are about the length of the bungee cable.
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    I had to drive someone to the hospital almost at least once a week.
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    How tall is this building? If it's less than 3 stories I would just let them. Jumping off a 2 story building probably wont kill them, but they would definitely learn a lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    During a party you attend someone gets really inebriated and wants to bungee jump off building, and being the math major you are, you notice there is too much bungee and not enough building what do you do?
    Depends if I like them or not. Could be a hilarious way to see an idiot go splat. A friend I would stop instantly though.

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    Such a scenario happened in Reno a while back, no alcohol involved. There was this group who would bungee off of roadside billboards, the huge king that are like 60 to 80 feet in the air. They measured out the bungee wrong and the first guy to jump broke his neck and paralyzed himself for life.

    Cautionary tale.
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