I feel ya. I'm not interested in camping at all, but I used to do it with my dad all the time, and it was in the middle of the damned woods, we ate whatever we could catch. Though we slept in the back of his truck, I don't know why he never used tents.
I much prefer taking an actual camper and hooking it up somewhere, having running fresh water, etc. But again, I don't do the camping thing anymore. It's probably been 25 years since the last time I even did THAT sort of camping.