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    Girlfriend bites me.

    I have a girlfriend who just loves to bite me. I dont mind it, it turns me on, but recently she became more aggresive. The other day, she was biting me furiously while kissing, i couldn't eat next day! Yesterday, she bit me 6 times into same spot. Im not a pussy but it's starting to hurt and people are asking... What should i do?
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    Hold a cross somewhere nearby and a stake. If she comes up biting again check out how she reacts to cross and if it's anything out of sort, stab her into the heart.
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    Bonk her on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naposim1337 View Post
    I have a girlfriend who just loves to bite me. I dont mind it, it turns me on, but recently she became more aggresive. The other day, she was biting me furiously while kissing, i couldn't eat next day! Yesterday, she bit me 6 times into same spot. Im not a pussy but it's starting to hurt and people are asking... What should i do?
    Tell her it hurts and that she should stop or go back to the milder version that turns you on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilian View Post
    Hold a cross somewhere nearby and a stake. If she comes up biting again check out how she reacts to cross and if it's anything out of sort, stab her into the heart.
    Wilian, stop giving silly advice, if you do that then she'll just come back to life.
    After you stab her in the heart, you need to stuff her mouth full of garlic and then decapitate her, then she will remain dead and wont rise again.
    Deathknight's do it using disease, blood and the power of the unholy. Warlocks do it with dark demons by their side. Mages do it with summoned arcane powers. Druids do it using the forces of nature. Rogues do it through stealth, poison's, shadows and....from behind. Paladins do it by calling to the light for aid. Shamans do it with the help of the elements. Priests do it through the holy light.
    But warriors....
    Warriors just fucking do it.

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    Don't ask her to stop, tell her to stop, it's your body, you aren't obligated to have to be polite about someone biting you.
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    Bite her back even harder.

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    does your GF look like this?


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    Tell her to dial it back. She probably doesn't realize that she's crossed the line from pleasurable to painful. She probably thinks that since you liked it before, you'll really love the increased frequency and intensity. Just sit her down and tell her you appreciate that she wants to show you affection, but she's being way too rough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyBro View Post
    does your GF look like this?

    does that dog have pencilled on quizzical eyebrows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finangus View Post
    Just sit her down
    That's sexist though.
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    How is she biting you from the kitchen?

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    does that dog have pencilled on quizzical eyebrows
    Maybe thats why OP mistaken her for a human female?

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    run far and fast

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    Bite back


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    Tell her you don't like it.
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    bite her back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omgodzilla View Post
    Bite her back even harder.
    Did that. She bit much more furiously after. It's hard to match her!

    Hey, i knew mmo-champ was a right place to go for an advice, thanks guys! I think ill try the cross and if that won't work, i will just have to talk to her about it! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyBro View Post
    Maybe thats why OP mistaken her for a human female?
    I was decived! :O
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    you should talk to her about it

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