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    Woman scalps her boyfriends ex-gf's corpse multiple times at open casket funeral

    http://www.news.com.au/world/north-a...-1227338815441

    Shaynna Lauren Sims, who also goes by the name Shaynna Smith, allegedly cut the 38-year-old deceased woman’s head from her hairline to the tip of her nose in the attack at the Moore Funeral Homes’ Eastlawn Chapel in the city of Tulsa in Oklahoma. She also allegedly smeared her make-up and stole her shoes.

    “The funeral director informed us that the deceased’s body was in a viewing room when some friends and family came to pay their respects,” Leland Ashley, a Tulsa Police Department spokesman told NBC News. “When they entered, they observed at least one female with their hands inside the casket.”
    When the victim’s mother contacted police, Sims had fled. She was found inside the dead woman’s unit.

    She had managed to get in “under the pretence that she was sent there to receive jewellery so that she could take it back and put it on the deceased for viewing,” Tulsa police Sgt. Shane Tuell told KJRH. Sims was found to be carrying a pair of scissors, a box cutter and a folding knife, which contained strands of the dead woman’s hair.

    Funeral director John Wilson told Tulsa World that in his 30 years in the business he has never had a corpse being compromised.
    “It’s really unfortunate that it happened,” Wilson said. Sims was charged on a misdemeanour complaint of illegal dissection and may face the more serious charge of vandalising a corpse. she was remained in jail with bail set at $20,000. She has refused to reveal to police why she carried out the attack but said Smith and the woman were ‘frenemies’ and Smith’s boyfriend used to date the woman.


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    My skin feels all itchy now. Kinda creepy.

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    You can't scalp someone multiple times, just for the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daerio View Post
    You can't scalp someone multiple times, just for the record.
    Well, if you sow it back on after...

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    shes so damn fugly she prolly wanted to face-swap
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    Cant scalp more then once.

    Damn beaten to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Seems perfectly in line with tradition.

    To prove you're the superior Girlfriend and the true victor you must acquire the scalp of all his ex's and prominently display them on the mantle piece.
    or take the whole face and wear it as a mask......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daerio View Post
    You can't scalp someone multiple times, just for the record.
    Maybe she took parts of the scalp off at a time... *puke*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chingylol View Post
    “It’s really unfortunate that it happened,” Wilson said.
    Wiser words have never been spoken.

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    Why would she want corpse shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Seems perfectly in line with tradition.

    To prove you're the superior Girlfriend and the true victor you must acquire the scalp of all his ex's and prominently display them on the mantle piece.
    Reading this combined with your name and avatar made it that much better.

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    ...Illegal dissection? Vandalizing a corpse??

    I'm picturing spray-painting gang tags on grandma, and science teachers in trenchcoats filled with dead frogs, here.

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    Wow I almost hope your post gets infracted. You make it seem like it's a video link to the story and it's some random stupid clip. I am severely disappointed. I wanted to see gore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daerio View Post
    You can't scalp someone multiple times, just for the record.
    You can if you failed to attempt it the first few times :P
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