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    Self employed, so ...

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    Self employed, so ...
    No thats cheating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drwelfare View Post
    Self employed, so ...
    Would you have sex with yourself for double profits?

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    Would you have sex with yourself for double profits?
    He still has to pay the salary himself XD

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    He still has to pay the salary himself XD
    And the taxes, dont forget the double sided taxes

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    You would be general in a day.
    Massively over-estimating his stamina.

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    Absolutely. That's like win win situation.
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    Depends if they're attractive. Hell, if they're attractive enough I might just sleep with them to sleep with them.

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    In the office world... I feel like the inter-office politics risk you take makes it a more dangerous gambit than simply having a questionable lay.

    You could potentially kill your career if it gets out or if you accidentally slight that boss in the future.

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    Well with school... Probably not especially since one professor can't give you free tuition. And work? Hell no I barely have any hours as it is and my current boss is a large woman who smokes. A lot.

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    Sadly i don't think such a contract would be legally binding, so it would be hard to have any guarantees.
    Also depends on whether you can be fired in that year, who knows about the contract, whether there is a NDA, what a SO thinks of it, etc.

    But if you could get guarantees, then ye probably. Double salary is quite significant for most people.

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    If my boss was a pretty/young, yeah.
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    If it was guaranteed, like contract signed and everything, then yes of course I would.
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    No, because my boss doesn't have the authority to make doubling my salary not end up causing a shit storm that probably sees the whole thing come out into the open and him fired, and me with him.

    Then there is also the issue with me not being gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dixincide View Post
    ...Would you sleep with your Professor/Boss for free tuition/double salary for the year?

    Depending on your situation be it school/working or both?

    If you answered No, what's your number?


    Edit Yes this is Hypothetical. But if you do it anyway you might actually get that raise... (Seriously though just a fun question)
    free tuition for a year?

    is there a limit on how many times this deal could be done?

    would so be worth it to avoid dealing with student loans where I'm at...

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    I always ask the most important question imo. Do I get off, or is my boss a selfish lover?
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    I also have a few bosses, so only if I got to choose which one :P
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    I was thinking about it, and even though I'm well paid - I wouldn't do it for work. My first thought was that my having sex with my boss for a year would seem stale, he's a fit and attractive cis-guy (I'm not attracted to him though), but he's just so vanilla / golfy / douche-ish. He's a good boss though, and not a douche, but he has that douche vibe.

    For tuition though probably, I had a lot of suitably attractive teachers when I was in school - pretty good odds there of getting one I'd enjoy.
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    Yes id gladly whore myself out.

    Its just sex it means nothing.
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    I don't think my boss would want to sleep with me since we're both straight dudes, but uh...

    I was going to say yes and then I read it's only for 1 year. On the one hand $50k is a lot of money right now, but in the whole scheme of things it's not that much.

    Actually it would be enough to buy another property so yea I would probably do it.

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