View Poll Results: do you pee sitting up or standing down

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  • standing up

    71 59.17%
  • sitting down

    49 40.83%
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  1. #21
    I am male.

    1. I pee standing, if I'm just going pee or showering
    2. I pee sitting, if I'm also pooping or showering while pooping
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  2. #22
    I squat on the shelf where you leave your milk to assert my dominance.
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  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    I am male.

    1. I pee standing, if I'm just going pee or showering
    2. I pee sitting, if I'm also pooping or showering while pooping
    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    2. I pee sitting, if I'm also pooping or showering while pooping
    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    if I'm also pooping or showering while pooping
    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    showering while pooping
    niiiiiiiice

  4. #24
    At home? Sitting down.
    Elsewhere: Standing up.

  5. #25
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    Why not both? I'll never pee sitting down on a public bathroom, but sometimes I sit down home, when I have time to do so. My bathroom is like a sacred sanctum where I can read and concentrate, and I don't know why. If I'm in a hurry, I pee while standing up, because... I think it's quick.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Male dogs that have be neutered, usually stop lifting their leg to pee and start squatting like a female dog. Loss of testosterone and all that.

    Makes me wonder a few things about guys nowadays.
    Nah it's lazyness. I don't care how good of an aim we say we have, we get piss all over the place. That means my bathroom gets nastier for too often and I have to clean it. That sucks. Pissing while seated eliminates that. 9/10 when I pee in my bathroom at home I sit.

    If you are worried about my manliness, however, I rarely pee inside. Yes, I will specifically go out into the back yard to piss. Often.
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  7. #27
    Standing up, although it's sometimes a bit annoying from the water splashing. Maybe I'm peeing incorrectly which is why I'm getting so much splash back? Any tips would be great guys!

  8. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuramaTotchi View Post
    Standing up, although it's sometimes a bit annoying from the water splashing. Maybe I'm peeing incorrectly which is why I'm getting so much splash back? Any tips would be great guys!
    ask someone else to aim for you?

  9. #29
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    Should have made a male/female vote.

  10. #30
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    I only pee sitting down when I have a boner.


  11. #31
    Why is there no option both..

    It is kinda hard to pee standing up in some situations so I do what ever is convient

  12. #32
    I voted standing, but it's not like when I take a crap do I then stand up and take a piss.

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Momentanius View Post
    I only pee sitting down when I have a boner.
    take 2-3 steps back from the bowl. Trust me it's way more fun.

  14. #34
    I'm not ready to commit to one method or the other. I'm only fortysomething.

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    I stand since I am not a girl.

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    At home i sit down.

    Anywhere else i stand, but with bend knees to avoid splashes... makes sense i hope?

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    standin up if its just a piss

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    I was expecting another Vea Lea thread with the lack of CAPS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brayne View Post
    I've seen that, and in all honesty, if I was younger and still doing all the sports and stuff that I used to, I'd likely have one because it's very convenient looking... >.>
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