What would you rather be killed by?

[LairenyX]

A) A brain eating tree

or

B) A tree eating brain

[Cerilis]

Why would the brain kill me, I'm not even a tree?

[Deleted]

Why would the brain kill me, I'm not even a tree?

Because you know too much

[Fugus]

Option C.

Death by Snu Snu

[GKLeatherCraft]

Option C.

Death by Snu Snu

This was my first thought coming into this thread!

[Deleted]

A brain eating tree, also I second this.

Option C.

Death by Snu Snu

[Deleted]

A brain eating tree,

As a plant-kin & zombie-kin I am offended by how casually you just appropriate my culture like this. Check your privilege

[MegaVolti]

A tree eating brain. Because my Restoration Druid is actually a tree, it would make sense!

[Roadblock]

A resurrection virus.

[GrumpyJester]

I imagine a tree-eating brain just killing me as collateral damage - trampling over me in a rush to get to the tasty trees. I prefer that to a tree actively wanting to eat my brain.



Edit: Though...what if the tree-eating brain is my own? I have to think about this some more...

[LairenyX]

I don't understand your options.

What's so hard to understand? either a brain eating tree is going to kill you or a tree eating brain is going to kill you. Which options would you prefer?

[Vasciras]

Will this guy ever get banned? Thread after thread is just stupid shit or bait.

[dixincide]

A tree eating brain might only be the size of a human brain though. I feel it would have to try pretty hard to kill me.
And if I'm dying from a tree eating brain then I deserve to die.


To see that pop up on a crime show would be amazing.


and after seeing the Evil Dead, I don't wanna go for the brain eating tree... it might enjoy itself a little (if you follow) before killing me.

[Harthmut]

I need more info.
How big the tree eating brain and how does it eat the trees?
Also, how would brain eating tree try to get to my brain? Is it slurping it through my skull or just chew my head off

[ItachiZaku]

I still don't understand what they are and what they're really doing.

They be a killin'.

[Mifuyne]

tree tree tree tree brain tree tree

[Deleted]

They sound the same to me. A tree that eats brains... how the fuck would a tree eat a brain. Is it like a venus fly trap?

My overactive imagination is giving me images of a tree with especially hard and pointy vines drilling into your skull and sucking your brain out.

Or something.

What I wanna know is how a brain would eat a tree.

[ItachiZaku]

They sound the same to me. A tree that eats brains... how the fuck would a tree eat a brain. Is it like a venus fly trap?

Little Shop of Horrors. My rDr00d doesn't eat brains, but will twig slap alliance scum when the opportunity presents itself.

[LairenyX]

A tree eating brain might only be the size of a human brain though. I feel it would have to try pretty hard to kill me.
And if I'm dying from a tree eating brain then I deserve to die.


To see that pop up on a crime show would be amazing.


and after seeing the Evil Dead, I don't wanna go for the brain eating tree... it might enjoy itself a little (if you follow) before killing me.

I need more info.
How big the tree eating brain and how does it eat the trees?
Also, how would brain eating tree try to get to my brain? Is it slurping it through my skull or just chew my head off

Look, all I will say is that the brain will be an average size of a human brain, but it's not JUST the brain by itself. The brain is attached to a neuron-cortex which hangs from bellow it like a tail.

It will look similar to this:



It has powers in that it doesn't squirm around like snake or craw in any ways, it will be floating.

All I can think about is the tree from Harry Potter. That tree was an asshole.

Yes, the tree would be of this similar size or bigger. But this size is a good representation.